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Siete: Crab battle
So. On Monday, the ship I'm on was attacked by crabs. Giant crabs, mind you. They had a ton of shiny trash (and some things of actual value) glued to their shells, and they were trying to kill us and steal our goods.
This is the kind of life I'm living, now. Sailing the high seas and curbing colossal, criminal crustaceans.
...And so help me, it ( Read more... ) -
Seis: I AM running dangerously low on funds.
Well, I still don't have a sword and I still can't find my partners. What else is new? I could use some clothes that might help me not freeze to death better than these do. Maybe socks. I understand the point of socks now ( Read more... ) -
Cinco: Video Post: Bets are Bad
[ The screen is dark and murky when the feed clicks on; Tulio is sitting in semi-darkness, looking disheveled and bleary with dark circles under his eyes. For a moment, all he does is sit there, squinting intently at the keyboard. Then, he looks up ( Read more... ) -
Cuatro: Well, here I am. Again.
Hey, uh, guys? Hi. It's Tulio. I'm back. For those of you who don't remember me...yeah. Tulio. Nice to meet you. Feel free to introduce yourselves ( Read more... ) -
Tres: Have I got a deal for you!
Would anyone like to buy a slightly-used warship? It's a little oversized for our crew's purposes, but in stunning condition and fully operational. Furnished with cannons, mounted harpoon guns, sea monster repellent equalizing seastone base, and a recently updated kitchen, this beauty sleeps five hundred and is an indispensable asset to the savvy ( Read more... ) -
Dos: You know what they say about making assumptions.
All right. First of all, NO ONE SAID WE WERE STAYING. I just want that out in the open right now. Of course, no one said we were leaving... Anyway. The tent is perfectly acceptable. Could be a little cushier, but I've had worse. I'm almost getting used to having Spear Guy as a next-door neighbor. Everything would be just peachy if Señorita ( Read more... ) -
Uno: Spears, sneaky señoritas...par for the course.
This is...a very big ship. With lots of people on it. I've a sneaking suspicion all of them are crazy. I could swear I saw a giant cat lurking around...
Fortunately, no one seems about to kill and eat us aside from the big guy with the spear and his lovely mujer malvada, but it seems that they aren't actually in charge, so we're holding out hope ( Read more... )