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[needshaircut]

Either this is a nasty prank or I'm asleep. Never seen a part of Hogwarts that looks like this, and there isn't any other place it could be. I don't suppose anyone could tell me how to get back to the Great Hall, could they? I'd ask a portrait but there aren't any about.

Oh, sorry. I'm Harry.

[private | hackable]If Filch finds me wandering

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[cockofthewok]

Harry? Brilliant to see you again. As for you causing no trouble, that's not what I expect to hear from a Potter. Potters cause all sorts of trouble and enjoy every minute of it.

[needshaircut]

I don't think we've met before.

Did you... know my dad?

[cockofthewok]

You were here a bit ago. Older too. As for your dad, I didn't know him, I do know him. He's my best mate after all.

[needshaircut]

I think I know how things work now. Er, who are you, then?

And do you know any spells that make mirrors?

[mysolemnvow]

Hogwarts? Sorry, but you're a month late for that. This is Wonderland.

[needshaircut]

A - what?

Wonderland? You don't mean that book, do you?

[mysolemnvow]

I never even heard of this book before I got here, so I can't say for sure, but it sounds like there are some similarities.

[needshaircut]

What kind of similarities?

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[magicandpotions]

Harry ... Potter?

[needshaircut]

Yeah, er, that's me.

Listen, if you don't know where the Great Hall is, I should be getting a move on.

[magicandpotions]

It's not here, Harry. You're in Wonderland now, with no way back. ...Wonderland with Sirius, Remus, Peter, your father, and I.

Strike = scribbled out furiously. Legible if you squint.

[needshaircut]

My father? Someone else mentioned him, but - they're dea

--Listen, this isn't funny, alright? Just drop the act! If you don't want to tell me where to go, I'll find the way myself.

[wrong_lever]

Goodness, I'm already missing the part when I could dock points for ignorance.

[needshaircut]

Too bad you can't over the summer.

Let me guess - you were a Slytherin, weren't you?

[wrong_lever]

Head of House. And Potions Mistress.

[needshaircut]

But you're not anymore, so I don't have to do a thing you say.

[bloodluna]

Another newcomer. There are a few from your world here.

[needshaircut]

...This really isn't Hogwarts?

[bloodluna]

It was, for an event some weeks ago. Most of the time this is Wonderland. It takes you from your own world, regardless of when or where you are, or even whether you are alive or dead, and brings you here.

[needshaircut]

It was? This place is magic, then?