[02 - Audio] Anaylze

[needsnobottle]

[There's a shuffling sound, and then a grumbling that can't quite be made out. When she finally speaks, there's an odd edge to her voice; maybe panic, maybe anger, maybe something else entirely.]

Anyone care to explain why the tattoo I didn't want is now imitating poison oak and spreading up my leg?

[She pauses, and there's a bit more shuffling.]

Comments

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[icnfly]

Your tattoo is....spreading?

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[needsnobottle]

Yeah. And I think it had been for a while, because it's on my foot but now it's almost at my hip.

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[icnfly]

...That's kind of worrying, did anything weird happen before it started? Well, wider than normal here.

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[needsnobottle]

Aside from being handcuffed to a guy who is also a cat? No, not really anything. But I managed to wash it off, so now I'm wondering if it's not someone sneaking in and doodling on me when I sleep.

And THAT'S a disturbing caboose to end this train of thought with.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

you pii22ed 2omebody off, iit won't be long before you're ju2t one biig letter.

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[needsnobottle]

Yeah, and I don't need three guesses to figure out who that "2omebody" might be. [Yes she totally said that two-omebody.]

By the way, who taught you how to write? I'd demand your money back, if I were you.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

you people never recogniize proper wriitiing when you 2ee iit.

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[needsnobottle]

Oh yeah, it's totally us that's the problem.

Though I gotta say, your writing isn't nearly the quirkiest I've seen.

[thenotmagician]

I'm pretty sure it's not deadly or anything.

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[needsnobottle]

Slightly reassuring, but I've never really wanted a tattoo, let alone a full-leg one.

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[thenotmagician]

Huh. Washin' it doesn't help?

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[needsnobottle]

I can honestly say I haven't tried washing it off. I figured since the one on my foot wouldn't come off, this wouldn't either. Do you know something I don't?

[Audio]

[officerwhiskers]

It's okay. At least we're not stuck together, anymore. Are you feeling better?

[Audio]

[needsnobottle]

For the most part. Still have a bit of a headache, but it'll pass eventually.

But yeah. That handcuff thing was weird and kinda random. I mean, random by my standards; maybe it's normal for this place.

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[officerwhiskers]

I hope not. If you need anything for your headache, let me know. This place is pretty weird, but I guess we'll have to get used to that for a little while.

[Audio]

[needsnobottle]

Man, I'd kill for some aspirin. I didn't have any pain-killers on me when I got dragged here. If I'd known I would have packed some.

[Video]

[notpredictable]

It simply means that you haven't made your presence known enough for our dear host to be satisfied.

Do be more vocal, won't you?

[Sarcasm? NO, none.]

[Video]

[needsnobottle]

[See, a big blue-headed alien might've thrown Tammy for a loop before, but now?

Now there's a TINY little loop but cut her some slack, she's only been here a little while.]

Oh right, how dare I not update him as to my status, seeing as he's so graciously given me a place to stay. It's basic kidnappee etiquette. How rude of me.

[BRING YOUR SARCASM. BRING IT. She will dance with the best of them son.]

[Video]

[notpredictable]

[He SNORTS. See, he likes people that can dish it right back at him! It's part of the game, you know.]

Of course - he's been nothing but generous to each and all of us, and you would be hard pressed to find a better abductor than he.

Unless it's myself, of course. I find I've always been quite gracious in regards to kidnappings.

[Unless you happened to be the mayor.]

[Video]

[needsnobottle]

Perhaps he brought you here to learn your ways.