[02 - Audio] Anaylze
[There's a shuffling sound, and then a grumbling that can't quite be made out. When she finally speaks, there's an odd edge to her voice; maybe panic, maybe anger, maybe something else entirely.]
Anyone care to explain why the tattoo I didn't want is now imitating poison oak and spreading up my leg?
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Anyone care to explain why the tattoo I didn't want is now imitating poison oak and spreading up my leg?
[She pauses, and there's a bit more shuffling.] ( Read more... )
(Actually, it probably is. Looks like you won't be able to complete it after all.)
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Creatures filled with more air than style - I'd start looking on the inside, if you catch my meaning.
Don't have a taste for his diet? Consider it an excellent opportunity to slim down yourself!
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On the inside?
And no. I don't care for it's diet at all. But it's better than the alternative. Which I can only take it's word on to be true, I'd rather it starve, if I had any say in the matter.
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Oh, hilarious. I'm an imp.
Somehow I doubt telling it to go eat itself would work, considering it's always ignore my other suggestions for what it could do with itself.
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Oh, but you never know until you try!
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If only it were that simple.
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[DAMN YOU BARTI you weren't supposed to make her chuckle.]
I meant that I'd tried it and it didn't work.
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Then keep at it. You humans are very good at not learning your lesson the first time around.
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It's that blind persistence that guaranteed the propagation of our species.
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And here I thought it was the disgusting, yet simple, method of reproduction that you employ.
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Call it a combination of the two.
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