the 70s loved chimps

and the 80s what did it love
oh yes ducks!!! from Count Duckula (the vegetarian duck vampire) to Howard the Duck.

Ducks get Jock itch.
I got to go cause of Fraggle Rock.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulneehiargylesock goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as DJ from Full House.buryredemption tricks you! You get a broken balloon.forgottencliche gives you 8 purple pineapple-flavoured miniature candy bars.mothertucker tricks you! You get a piece of string.pissdrunk491 tricks you! You get an old sock.quiet_riot tricks ( Read more... )

Come to my journal and check it out.

by the way the word of the day is House
and we all know what to do when someone says the word of the day... Scream
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is it supposed to be scary? what happened to micheal myers or bum attacks? Now days all you see is shitty lawn decorations such as snoopy in a witch outfit. What the fuck is that? I want to put the trick back into trick or treat! THIS HALLOWEEN I URGE YOU ALL TO THROW AN EGG, A ROLL OF TP, FORK SOME LAWNS, SHIT ON A DOOR STEP, AND/OR SMASH ALL ( Read more... )

"I love engulfing a giant manhood in my hot wetness. I seriously can't get enough! Wrapping my legs around a man while his huge cock probes me makes my heart pound ( Read more... )

my day consisted of going to wafertech (a computer chip manufactering company(note they fuck with the chips they dont make them)) anyhow i applied there through a rigorous test (easy as hell) which told me i was competent. Then i got to dress up in a oompa loompa outfit(you know the part of willys wonka where they send mike tv through the tv). ( Read more... )

Viddy Well kiddies, heres what the past couple of suns has been like for this young chellovok ( Read more... )

What crime can you get arested for attempting but not actually following through?

If we think of Africa as a drowning woman, we can best help her by making our governments take their foot off her head.

- Chekov Feeney

Today while driving, Erica called my attention to a pregnant lady walking down the street with her 2 kids...It wouldnt have been hilarious if she wasnt carrying a rack of beer ( Read more... )