How do I politely respond to a dumb female?

[neenerpants]

 So I make this post on facebook .....

"Do all females out there know how to change your own tire?
Pretending to be a wimpy female is definitely not an excuse. You need to know how! (I hate wimpy females)
Roadside assistance is cool and all but changing your own tire is an important skill to have. If you do not know how, I will teach you.
(Got a flat

Comments

[elissa_carey]

I'd just say, "May you never find yourself stuck somewhere with no help forthcoming."

[elissa_carey]

And it's been a long time since I've even helped change a tire, but I know how to do it. I just don't know if I have the jacks, and at some point I really should check on the donut's condition. I put gas in my car, I can check the oil and other accessible fluids, and with a refresher I could probably change my own oil and such. I'm always happy to learn more about how to take care of my car, and it's difficult for me to understand folks who insist on other people doing it. I mean, I do understand if you're busy and you have the money to pay someone else, but there's times you just need to know and no one's around to help.

[neenerpants]

I learned by default that it is like riding a bike. You never forget. :)

[neenerpants]

And I figured you, being one of the strongest females I know, would be just as flabbergasted at the stupid comment as I was.