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[neery]

"You have to wear something that's appropriate for your music and that's appropriate for the event you're at, but wearing sequins and stones, I wouldn't wear that in my clothing on an everyday basis so why would I wear it when I am competing?"

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[neery]

AHAHAHA HE DOES. Only it's fifty times as long. On the other hand, Johnny retcons just as hard when it comes to Evan., as honest as he is about everything else.

[ncc_gqmf]

HDU, Johnny doesn't retcon. He loves Evan Lysacek! Wait, he hates Evan Lysacek. They get along fine! Evan's not a special person--

Look, all I know is they totally don't text. Except when they do.

[miss_saigon]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I think my favorite part about the sparkly blue chiffon shirt is that Evan designed it himself and then wore it for YEARS.

[neery]

I knooooow, that's what makes it glorious. Also, you can sort of blame the sequins and rhinestones on skating tradition, but that thing is a whole lot more fluttery than what you usually see in skating costumes, and he has only himself to blame. :D

[jocondite]

Oh my god, really? Floaty, fluttery, bedazzled blue chiffon is the artistic expression of Evan's less-repressed inner self?

[neery]

I desperately tried to find the article that says he designed it himself, but I couldn't find it. It's one of our many canon facts that you couldn't have invented, because people would complain it was too OOC. :D

[jocondite]

He's such a liar. Oh, Evan.

♥

[ncc_gqmf]

I am so glad someone made this picspam, oh my God.

Also LOL, I was totally going to mention the fact that the floaty chiffon nightmare was of his own design, but I see I was beaten to it.

ETA: Also, he seriously looks like a Final Fantasy character in that puffy red jacket costume. Like Zell Dincht or Tidus or something.

[neery]

I would have mentioned that in the picspam, but I couldn't find the source anymore. Our canon is the most hilarious canon.

[ncc_gqmf]

I was telling my non-skating fandom friend about some of Evan's more hilarious lies last night, and even she was cracking up. I think the mutual favorite was the sequence of "the Swiss guy" -> "baby Camilles" -> "my good friend Stephane Lambiel."

[neery]

All I want out of life is for Evan to let slip that he knows Viacheslav Romanov's name. Especially since Johnny himself at one point forgot what his reporter character was called. I would actually never stop loling.

[saba1789]

Gosh, I love him and his complete ridiculousness! :D

A++ post, bb! <3

[neery]

I love that he is such a liar. It makes it so easy to retcon anything he's ever said if it doesn't fit what I want to write.