Hello my friends, it's me, the big purple thing from the McDonald's gang! Right now I'm visiting Ukraine, but wow, I might as well be visiting Russia, because I feel like I'm a long ways away from home! I miss each and every one of you! EVERY SINGLE ONE. A cool thing about this place is the alcahol! They don't mind me drinking here! So I can drink ( Read more... )

hey crew, sorry i havent written in a while. life is good. i went to the poison the well show over at the civic center. it was so fun i went with my friend cindy. i love that girl sooooo much. we saw some loser kids smoking there. it was sooooo gross. i dont know why those kids do that. i hope they die for smoking. so yeah i saw this cool power ( Read more... )

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I sat here, in this very seat. Waiting for the ice to liquify... It seemed like the minutes dragged on, and the ice maintained it's form. The first try I gave, it I gave it about three hours, and then finally, cut the top of the bottle and tried to bite into it. It's didn't work to well, and I threw it away, in a fury. The next night, I felt I was ( Read more... )

It was a simple evening, I had just woken up from the usual late afternoon sleep, when I heard a pounding on what I thought was at the bottom of my boat. I steady beating, the sound of a heart. It wasn't long before I realized it was my own. A strange feeling came over me. I thought...I imagined my life, in the balance of so many organs, so many ( Read more... )

Today Marsha busted the new kid Nick for not wearing a belt. He doesn't seem to understand that the belt is a part of the uniform, and in not wearing it, customers will feel that we unorganized and don't how we look. That's why I made that little whippersnapper cut his hair, we have a very specific look. Teresa said he had a slight attitude ( Read more... )

Having your breath knocked out has to be the worst feeling in the world. It's just so scary. You try to breathe, and you can't. And the pain just keeps swelling, like a balloon being blown up right inside your chest. I really thought I was dead meat. Of course I was perfectly okay a few minutes later. I still felt a little shaky, a little dizzy. ( Read more... )

Well, today is my first day in Yemen. The people here don't seem to like my Australian ways, they laugh at my accent. In fact, one of these middle eastern punks was being so obnoxious, I punched him out. I saw one of the sand worms I have heard so much of, they're huge. It ate my jeep and my guide Menaja. He was a little theif anyway. I used some ( Read more... )

Today was another stressful day, we found a cockroach corpse. It took almost ten of us to take haul it closer to our colony. Johnson seemed out of it today, he is my closest friend, but I fear he is losing his mind. He was speaking of caverns of bizarre textures and blueish glows. I fear for his life, he hasn't been working well, and I think the ( Read more... )

Today was unusual, I was just strolling along, and some kids approached me. They looked like they were going to start trouble, it was nothing new so far. One of them pulled a switchblade on me, I made haste in taking it away, then bashing his face in on my knee, he wasn't alone though, and some of his pals tried to jump me. I scoffed, for I knew ( Read more... )