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[nefarias]

Q. How do you get the water into watermelon?

A. Plant it in the spring.

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Q. Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?

A. His mom told him to "leave in the present."

Ever wonder what jokes Laffy Taffy rejects?

Comments

[sparkit1031]

lame

[succubi_siren]

I actually do wonder about that, because for awhile I was basically living off big bags of laffy taffy, and some of the jokes were so bad that they made me angry, and so I actually did find myself thinking that they probably dont even reject any jokes they get because they all are so awful, and that I didn't even want to think about ones that do get rejected if it has ever happened

[beater4life]

lol those were physically painful to read

[nefarias]

Oh man, I think I finally just got the first one. Spring like as in hot springs or something.

It's still pretty bad :P