God damn personal ads are fun!

[nefariously]

So, in response to my obnoxious personal ad entitled "I will treat you badly...but you'll like it anyway" where I explained how selfish, distant, and superficial I am...a girl writes me this:
hey there

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[eroticnymphgirl]

hahaha

[blondesurprise]

you think you're so clever....

[puadiary]

This is great... she qualified herself to you on EVERYTHING. You OWN her at this point. I would have recommended just 'finding out how much you guys might have in common' in person at this point, man. But plenty of witty replies in this email.

Nice work.

[princessriesz]

What the smarmy bastard. Yea, he thinks himself so clever.. and I love it. Most girls mightn't appreciated that banter, but hell, I kinda like that approach.