I am the latest of all the pandas

[negakat]

ask them anything
with a twist.
ask a question WITHOUT SAYING WHO IT'S FOR
I will go to random.org and generate a number
the character with that number will answer your question!

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Comments

[jupiterk]

have you ever done drugs? if so which ones (alcohol&cigarettes count)

[seeing13]

Nein.

[jupiterk]

would you engage in phonesex if you were desperate?

[halfberserk]

I'm not-- even sure what that is? Would I? Haha...

[jupiterk]

you wake up in the morning and you find your worst enemy baking muffins and making you coffee how does that make you feel

[fucktikihama]

Well first, I'd take in the scent of the muffins. Everyone loves muffins, right? Who wouldn't? A murderer, that's who.

[fucktikihama]

Then I'd wonder how my worst enemy got into my office while I was asleep. Except I wouldn't wonder because I know he probably found some silly way like finding my extra key hidden under the rug or popped the lock because he has no sense of privacy, DAD.

[fucktikihama]

And then I would ask him, "Dad? Why would you think breaking into my Private Psychic Detective Agency office would be a good idea while we're in the MIDDLE of a very official investigation wouldbeagoodidea?" And I know, I know, he'd give me some lecture that will probably end up bring right in the end and then I'd ask him for advice on the case, and it'd just be a lot of blah blah, "Son, you need to think things through," but really, what fun is that? It's more fun when you just let things play out and take things as they come, right?

[jupiterk]

you have to defend yourself in a zombie apcolypse what two weapons would you pick?

[superntral_temp]

As if they'd give me any fucking weapons to pick from this time.

Fuck, if I had the option, a handgun that actually has ammo in it this time and a metal bat.

[jupiterk]

what underwear are you wearing right now and what color is it?

[mother_rem]

As personal a question as that is, I have to answer. Bikini-style white, and flesh colored underwire. [BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EMBARRASSING AT ALL, THANKS OTHERKAT]

[jupiterk]

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