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[negative_27315c]

...I found a colored egg in my desk this morning. The contents of which happen to be ... what appear to be marshmallow peeps. The only use these vile things have are for roasting over an open flame to gargantuan proportions.

....

Which may make them of some valid use after all. I believe I'll step out for the morning.

o/`

Comments

[empressthunder]

Flames? If you need help burning or frying, let me know :3

[negative_27315c]

A little late, I'm afraid.

[empressthunder]

Sad. Let me know for next time! There's always a next time.

[god_of_sitar]

I've heard microwaves do fun things to marshmallow birds too.

[negative_27315c]

Adding microwaves to most things usually results in 'fun'.