One thing I love about jiffy lube, they sure know how to throw a managers meeting. Last time it was at a buffet, so we could gnosh all frikkin' day. This month was laser tag! So I was basically running around zappin' suckas all up in dey grills. I tore some ass up with my laser thingie, trouble is that today my legs are so fucking sore from running ( Read more... )

I am taking my first stab at making chicken curry, if you never hear from us again it's because it made us dead.

Fridays show was great, I was worried/excited hoping the show didn't suck and ruin any expectations the kid had for a concert. We parked over by my old house on Bellevue and walked to short vine. We ate at goldstar and I stopped to ask all the tattoo people hanging around outside how much it would cost to tat the kid...they were too busy being ( Read more... )

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I am about to jump in the rain box and wash off some of this grease,Joan Jett is tonight and I need to go get the kid...eat...park...pick up the tickets...and lay in wait for Joan out back ( Read more... )

My life over the last couple of months have been soaked in oil, covered in burns, and clouded by a general aura of defeat. Jiffy Lube sucks, the long hours and difficult staff make life as exciting as dryer lint. My hands are never clean, even though I wash them umpteen times a day the oil just seems to seep out of my pores. I am nursing some nasty ( Read more... )

Allie is in the next room right now in her pajamas playing guitar and singing along with City of Angels by the Distillers....it's so fucking cute.

For the first time in a long time I blew my top at work today. I had an audience too. Work screwed up my pay again and I felt my back break from the last straw. I ripped my check up and went to the back room to pummel the steel fire door a few times,many gaping mouths surrounded me,because I know from many that when I get mad it gets ugly. Lately I ( Read more... )

I want to fly above the storm
but you can't grow feathers in the rain

and the naked floor is cold as hell
the naked floor reminds me
the naked floor reminds me

I've had those lyrics from Seasons stuck in my head for two days now, something about it just resonates.

I haven't posted in umpteenth forever,so this will be long.Mainly bad news, I'm a drag like that. I wish I could say I was making this shit up,but it's too fucked up to sprout from my imagination ( Read more... )