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Mar 01, 2005 21:12

It has been nine months since i last got play ( Read more... )

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notoriouswaffle March 2 2005, 17:24:10 UTC
hey thats why there are man-strippers!
OR
You could just go up to some1 who is attractive and be like, i want you now.
and then
BANG!
your done.
no more problem.
or you could become a lesbian, that would be cool too.

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negitiveindent March 2 2005, 22:27:44 UTC
Thanks phil thats probably the best advice i've gotten ever.
I have three choices: order a man striper, get hot man aids froma guy i don't knwo, or go lesbian.

Hm..so amny choices...so little time.

Can i start calling you throat gag reflex? Please.

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notoriouswaffle March 2 2005, 22:33:42 UTC
No no no. your options are as follows:
Order a man HOOKER
Have sex with a random guy who DOSNT have AIDs
Or go lesbian.
or all three
yes
i really dont care what you call me.
actually that will be a little funny if you call me that
but questions will be asked and it will all go back to the joke i made in Bio that every1 took seriosuly.
so int he end i dont really care. ^.^
Oh. you can call me it if i can call you, "Ain't got nothin in 9 months"
:)

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negitiveindent March 2 2005, 22:39:33 UTC
Hah, what a good nickname.
the truth is i dont care if you call me that.
So i suppose its a deal.
And uh my 3 choices...
hmm...
yeah. Lets see
I'm to young to order a man hooker, and don't knwo where one could be found.
Also i am uncapible of aproaching a random guy.
Because i don't have those skills.
And by the rule of playa/ho, i would be called a slut.
Lesbian. Hmm...i dont knwo if you can force yourself to go lesbian. But I'll try. I'm going gay dancing this weekend, and there was a cute girl there last time, so perhaps i'll try. Cool..um..i guess im going lesbian? Who wants to cut my hair short and turn me into a stareo type? Anyone?

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seduceyou March 3 2005, 13:13:58 UTC
as long as i get to be your first girlfriend. yes, GOLD. okay we are the new hot couple and everyone at school is going to piss themselves. promise!

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negitiveindent March 3 2005, 21:51:08 UTC
Bella, of course you are. Uh, we have already had date, what comes after dates? Relationships. Which then leaads to sex.
And people will be very found of our couplness because we are just such attractive femalels. Lets do it.

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Hmm seduceyou March 4 2005, 14:10:55 UTC
Playa/hooka rule? Hey all guys in favor of cutting of their penises because are penis's offends women call me up. Im j\k clare IM JUST KIDDING. Remember Clare I'm just kidding. I love women... please don't kill me.

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seduceyou March 5 2005, 16:28:14 UTC
i am actually not really kidding.... so good, this is a go.

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1kleankutkid March 6 2005, 16:40:07 UTC
hey clare, u need to chill out because i havent got action in twelve months, im about to slit my wrist,

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