The worst part is, I couldn't pretend I was happy about it.

[neiman]

I got my grad present this morning.
It was a suitcase.

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[the_enforcer18]

That seems to be some sort of traditional thing, I dunno, maybe way back in the archaic 1950's it was a gift given by parents to symbolize that "there's no way in hell you still live in this house on your 19th birthday, hear?"