Call me Agnes.

[neiman]

I have progressed to using a cane now. I thought it would be good times with a 'pimp cane' but it's not. It an old lady cane. It reminds me of my great grandma neiman. Crutches are better than canes b/c with crutches you can pretend that you injured yourself snowboarding or something exciting. All that can be assumed from a cane is a hip

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[anonymous]

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-Ethel

[interstellarcab]

Hip replacement is exciting...i mean...you had to do something to your hip..... like get it stuck in the 'fridge until it froze and shattered...or something.

one TRUE plus about the cane is that you can use it to thwok anyone offensive with much better balance than a crutch.

[d_an_i]

i bet you make the cane look hot, sarah!

[the_enforcer18]

Think of canes as... uh, a sexy status symbol.

Sarah swung her sexy status symbol stick (cane) while strolling (whatever) down the street.

By the way, a belated welcome back, and I'm glad to see that you're "progressing," despite the whole Agnes thing.

Maybe I can entertain you sometime by bringing over some Wu Tang Clan movies I picked up from the $2.99 bin at Walmart that I was supposed to give Paul for his birthday.