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neiman

Oct 02, 2005 23:27

How do you get a m2? You ask two flutes to play in unison ( Read more... )

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sir yes sir anonymous October 4 2005, 05:02:01 UTC

What sound does it make when a piano falls on a military base?

A flat major.

screech anonymous October 4 2005, 05:02:58 UTC

How many saxes does it take to change a light bulb?

Six, one to do it, and five to argue how Charlie Parker would have done it.

I can take it too anonymous October 4 2005, 05:04:05 UTC

What's the difference between a dead trombonist and a dead squirrel?

The squirrel was probably on his way to a gig.

I can take it too anonymous October 4 2005, 05:04:40 UTC

How can you tell the trombonist on the playground?

He can't swing and doesn't know how to use the slide.

blat anonymous October 4 2005, 05:05:26 UTC

How does a trumpet introduce himself?

"Hi, I'm better than you!"