Overheard in New York

[nejimakikurage]

Guy #1: You look good though, lose a little weight?
Guy #2: I know, it's great. I can't say I'm crazy about the constant nosebleeds and cravings at all hours of the day, but it's worth it anyway, my appetite's gone.
Guy #1: What?

--Q trainhttp://www.livejournal.com/update.bml

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[nejimakikurage]

Old man #1: Do you know why a bunny is connected to Easter?
Old man #2: No.
Old man #1: It's because Easter is about fertility and rabbits are animals that are always copulating.
Old man #2: Huh, I never heard about that.
Old man #1: Think about it. On Easter, you have the bunnies and the bunnies have eggs and the eggs have children in them.

--Penn Station

[prayingforrain7]

Guy #1: I love her so much...I won't even jack off to her.
Guy #2: I guess I don't love her as much as you do.

--Broadway & Thames