The Sept Legacy 1.01
My first legacy :o. If I break some Great Legacy Code please tell me, as it will be totally accidental and then I can hopefully fix it :). Oh, apart from the "zomg no cheats!!" rule. Sorry, but I'm totally skipping that one out >_>. I don't use maxmotives or kaching or any cheats that defeat the point of playing, but it's more fun to play with hacks! :D
Moving on. Here is our founder sim, Raine Sept! Raine because water is blue-ish, and Sept because there are seven colours in the rainbow...yeah, I know it's not that colourful >_>. Moving on!
I rolled for everything so hard I had to edit her personality out of CAS to get it truly random :o. If you're thinking those low-ish stats and that ANTM-esque pose mean our founder is a bit of a Mean Girl...well, you'd be right, lol.
Raine: But I'm soooo prettyyyyy.
Well, yes. Lend your genes to the next generation and future bitchy transgressions shall be forgiven.
The Modest Legacy Shack...note the blue door. It's all I can afford right now >_> we'll get to nicely coloured themed wallpaper later! That was the sacrifice I made for a foundation and mini-deck...I didn't want the house to be sitting on the ground. Flooding, and all ._.
This house and Raine have been placed smack-bang in the middle of a new neighbourhood I created called the Fey Rivers. It's quite pretty and empty, but I've made and downloaded a bunch of townies to interact with legacy heirs so it should be quite fun and awesome!
Raine: unf I love myself.
She should really be on America's Next Top Model or something, rather than struggling away for dollars in a Sim legacy XP. Oh well, Raine dearie. Stop posing on your deck cause nobody's walking by, this being an empty neighbourhood and all (making pretty personalised townies can wear you out! o_o I've been doing it when I don't feel like playing my actual legacy and it's surprisingly difficult and lengthy work).
Amy Jones, Paper Girl: -dazzled-
Oi. I'm not starting out my legacy on a pedophilic note >:o.
Raine: I can't help it if I'm popularbeautiful.
Ok, ok. I'll try and stop with the Mean Girls quotes >_>. It's just very tempting, my generation being raised on that film and all.
The paper has no promising jobs so Raine pulls a legacy starting trick and starts digging up stuff in her backyard.
:D whoo! She looks so proud of herself, haha. With the free 5k the garden spat out, we can afford a kitchen!
Oh, 0 cooking point sims. Always burning their tv dinners.
That is a couch you see on the left by the way. Having couches in kitchens is so great, seriously, in both the sims and real life. Raine isn't so impressed and ditched to sit at the table on the back deck, but I left the sofa there anyway.
Gypsy Hag: myy preeecioussssss
(sorry, I bet that joke has been cracked a billion times already Dx. I couldn't help myself!)
Raine: Wow, you're really creeping me out. Get off my property, witch >:o
Gypsy Hag: Ahh, are you so sure you want to send me away? I can find the love of your life for the low, low price of-
Raine: I don't need your daterape, I can get a lover with my natural charms!
That said, I figure Raine better say yes to the creepy downtown randoms who have some sort of Newbie Monday where they ring up new settlers and invite them out :/. It's almost like a second Welcoming Wagon really!
oh dear.
Raine: :D BYE GUYS
Tracksuit: :) byee! Maybe we can be friends?
Uhh sorry. I doubt it. And I'm not even going to cover what Hells Angel Grandpa over there is doing or thinking >_> I'm sure it's not pleasant at all.
With the creepy townies ditched, Raine does some srs bsns bowling before leaving, because, I'd really rather my legacy get off to a classier start than "...and I met your father/mother in a bowling alley".
This is more romantic! :D And omgosh, look at the cute blonde guy over there - it's Pooklet's Jazz Cosy!
Raine: -steals-
Yeah. Don't be surprised if Oolong comes and finds you in the middle of the night and guts you like a fish for stealing her husband ._. I'm just saying.
(if I was playing this legacy as a proper story, I think I would totally play out that scenario xD).
Anyway, target located, painted and locked! That means it's datespam time! >:o Though, me being a total cheapskate, this was an Outing or whatever the game calls it when you ask a sim go hang out, because this being the first generation I need all the free stereos/plasma tvs/electro dance-o-spheres I can get my hands on.
Raine: fuck I'm so cash :D -points at self-
Jazz: 8D
Long-Suffering Waitress: I'm so posting in customers_suck when I get off my shift.
God I love how "^_^ i am delighted" Raine is here, and Jazz is totally ">:| this isn't the drink I ordered". SO PRICELESS.
This was where I decided Jazz was going to be my founder's spouse, no matter what :o. If he lets you steal meatballs off his plate, he's a keeper.
Raine: :) omg I like him sooooo much omg.
Jazz: -looks like a tool-
I can't blame her. This is pretty much how I've been recently around this one guy I have a really big crush on >_>. I laughed when I first got this screenshot because of how much Raine reminded me of how dopey I'd been acting, lol.
The ~*I LIIIIIKE HIM*~ mood is quickly obliterated, however.
Edward Cullen Sparkle Good Witch: SURPRISE BROOMSTICK RAPE-- damn, missed :K
I swear the good witches are actually way more evil than the supposedly evil witches :/. I mean, apart from the Edward Cullen sparkles and the massive lag they cause when flying into comm lots as opposed to evil witches, stuff like THIS keeps happening >_>. I'm onto you, Supposedly Good Witches!
Anyway, it's all water under the bridge according to Raine.
Raine: :D omg let's be friends!
Damn Knowledge Sims. They'll let you get away with murder if you're a Sim Minority. Or in this case, broomstick rape.
Jazz has the correct reation to Edward Cullen Sparkly Witch however.
Jazz: :O AHHH! -flees-
I would too. It looks like those Edward Cullen Sparkles are contagious and airborne D:. Plus the Crumplehag...I don't blame him for running away.
Anyway, this lead to some floundering around as Jazz refused to come outside and brave the respective evil witches to get into the cab already, but eventually he made a mad dash for it. The whole ordeal was rather cute actually ^-^.
Apparently this date was a chess-crawl or something? o_o. However, it's rudely interrupted by Ivy Copur.
Jazz: >:|
Yeah, just wait till Raine turns around. She seems the type who will cold heart stab a Townie.
Raine: :D you should leave
Ivy Copur: okumwhat
Has anyone ever pulled this on you in real life? It's like one of the bitchiest things you can do :[ it's super confusing and anger-inducing.
Raine: :] yeahhh.
Jazz: -contemplates pawns-
I'm sorry, but Jazz is such a tool. A good looking, good natured, totally adorable guy...but still. Tool-quality about him. Kind of like Raine has a bitch-quality about her.
uh, yeah, these two make a fine match o_o. Stories are more fun without perfect characters though, so whatever!
aww aren't they cute.
Raine: I'm outta here. God I'm tired 8| it's 10am. I'm going home.
Yup, got the crush part out of the way, now sleep time. Raine sure is practical :/.
Anyway, now that it's the new day, with new jobs available, and you've stolen a thug-for-hire's husband, I guess you better look into a job with decent company health insurance, right Raine? :D
uh. Mafia lackey works too, I guess.
Raine: I am an accomplished young woman :D
lol "duck" tape. I know you can spell it either way but that made me laugh. Hooray! Dead bodies and promotions! This legacy is going places!
Raine: I feel like shit Dx.
Raine: Apparently they don't even feed you in your breaks! -chugs milk-
Uh, yeah. Raine honey you're a low-level dancer o_0. Utterly expendable and not worth the $5 for a pizza, lol. Motivation for promotions y/y?
Raine: O8 OMG I JUST WANT TO EAT!
Seriously, it took me a while to realise that in this picture, she's not actually freaking out about the fact that her house is on fire, but that she's really freaking hungry guys!! Oh no her tv dinner! D: Lol.
Raine: D: oh god that was AWFUL
Maxis Firefighter: oh hay you got anything in your fridge?
goddamn. If a firefighter came to my house because it was on fire and then idly perused my fridge instead of helping me put out the blaze, I...I would be too speechless to be angry I think.
Regardless, firefighter leaves without a tip, for OBVIOUS reasons.
Jazz rings up and is all sympathetic about Raine's Shitty Day and him and Raine go hit up a spa in town.
Jazz: :O There was a NUKE in your oven?!
Raine's been exagerrating her story a bit, I think >_>.
Apparently it works like a charm though ._. Jazz is a dear. And wow, I love the lighting in this picture. The spa lights make Raine's highlights go neon 8D it's pretty!
hooray hottub sex.
Raine goes ahead and proposes a proper relationship between her and Jazz, and everything is...uh, hottubs and neck-cricking hugs? And in true Raine nature, once she's accomplished something she immediately quits on Jazz and buggers off home.
But not before picking a fight with an ugly townie. I mean, I presume that the reason Raine picked a fight was over that ugly mug that poor exterminator gal has been cursed with ._.
Ugly Exterminator Gal: hurrhurr your rage amuses me.
Guess she's an optimist ._. She kind of reminds me of Ganju Shiba, if anybody here reads Bleach, what with that whole unforgivably ugly thing going on, plus the way she's so amused by pissing people off with her ugliness and not even trying to deny how godawful she looks. I wonder if she has a fabulous smoking older brother too? ._.
Jazz wanted to kiss Raine goodbye but she was already driving off :(.
Ugly Taxi Driver: bwahaha I ruin your romantic movie moments!
What a jerk D:.
:o look who came to visit in the middle of the night! I figured he was here to drop off a stereo or some crap, the way he was sneaking around sneakily.
but no. He just wanted to kiss Raine goodbye
from before
where the taxi drove off
so he walked all the way to her house.
I think a little part of me died from the cute here *_*. Jazz is such a dear!!
I would be grinning like an idiot too, Raine. This is TOO DARLING ♥.
Alas, reality, thou is a heartless bitch. We're back at work!
apparently the pole dancing mafia bar Raine works at is totally straight-edge. who knew?
ACR determines it is time for a Fuck Session, and Raine and Jazz make best friends over it. I admit, it made me smile :).
That means Raine and Jazz get to break in the new, previously un-slept in bed! Happy times indeed.
In fact it's SO happy that Raine asks Jazz to move in with her.
awww :D.
Raine: 8D this pleases me. Specifically, the Fortune secondary aspiration part of me.
I'm happy too darling! House renovations ahoy!
Raine: oh hey there's the carpool I gotta go dance for grubby old men and dumb dead bodies! Bye my darling! :D
Jazz: :<
...-begins Domestic Husband duties and starts cleaning up-.
And that seems like an opportune place to stop for this legacy's first update! next time: build spam, domestication and babies :o omgosh!