I wish people would mind their own damn business

[neko2]

I have at least one and possibly two neighbors that are obsessed with my lawn. When it gets an inch or two too long they call the landlord. Usually they call about the front lawn since the back is mostly out of sight but today someone put a note in the mailbox (leaving it open to get rained in) saying that if we dont cut it by the weekend that

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[rainbow_gash]

Mow it in strange patterns! It may take longer, but hell, you know you wanna!

[neko2]

I do that to the front sometimes... What I may do is just roto-till all of the grass under in the back since I've wanted to have a garden anyway.
And if the couple inhes of grass bugs people, I wonder what a couple feet of various plants would mean to 'em.