Maybe it's just me, but I swear I'm seeing way more squirrels around the city than I used to. Before, you'd occasionally catch one darting up a tree or scrambling out of the way of a checker cab, but now suddenly the little buggers are everywhere. On the sidewalk, rustling in the bushes, darting through the chain-link fences. Some of them don't
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Secondly, I don't want to see a tape of that, even if it doesn't exist. I've seen you in your pajamas enough times before, and don't you even try to deny our slumber parties.
Thirdly, I happen to like squirrels.
Fourth, PUBLIC ENEMY?
Fifth, I'm doin' good, and it's good you're doin' good, even if you are listening to Public Enemy.
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Are they really technically slumber parties if vomit is drying on you while you sleep?
I didn't say I didn't like squirrels.
Oh, hush.
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I don't think vomit disqualifies them.
You love them.
Have I ever in my life hushed once when you asked me to?
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Somehow I pictured my slumber parties with less puke and more cold cream.
There's no videos of that either.
I'm nothing if not quixotic.
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