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1. QUICK, TWO ZOMBIES ARE RUNNING TOWARDS YOU FROM BOTH SIDES. ALL YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND IS A FRIED CHICKEN LEG AND A UNSHARPENED PENCIL: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
Well due to my considerable amount of knowledge on how to be a ninja (compliments the Ask a Ninja ninja), the first thing I would do would be to say hello to the zombies via a round house kick. Next I would expertly throw the fried chicken leg at the first zombie so that it became lodged down its throat, keeping it busy. While the first zombie is busy trying to figure out what the hell just happened, I would back flip over the second zombie so I was behind it and then shove the unsharpened pencil into its ear so hard that it pierced its brain and sent it flying straight into the first zombie that was just about to regain it bearings.
With the two zombies in a tangled heap on the ground, I take the chance to run to cover and find better weapons (because as rule #17 states, when in the zombie apocalypse, don't be a hero). I'd probably also try to blend in by dressing up as a zombie myself (hey, it worked for this chick).
2. IF YOU COULD FIGHT ANYONE, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Well if by fight you mean someone I really want to knock the hell out of, Justin Bieber would probably hit the top of my list. He's probably the most annoying kid ever and you just CAN'T GET AWAY FROM HIM. He's all over the t.v, news, commercials, the radio, the internet, EVERYTHING. He's also Canadian, so of course, since I live in Canada, he's in EVEN MORE stupid commercials and news media. I wish I could punch him so hard that he got knocked into a space time continuum and all the retarded advertising would disappear and I'd never hear about him ever again. And you would all know you'd lead a happier life having never heard his girly voice broadcast over the radio.
*DEEP BREATH*
But if you mean an actual fight, it would have to be Christian Bale as the Dark Knight because then I could say I got punched into a fight with Batman!
3. IF YOU COULD OWN JUST ONE POKEMON, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
WHY U DO DIS TO MEEEE?!? If I absolutely had to pick, I would mostly likely choose Totodile because I love that cute little man eating reptile! I don't know why, but Totodile has always been my favourite, despite the disturbing Pokedex entry that states it'll take a bite out of anything, including it's trainer. BUT JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS:
4. ENGLAND. FRANCE. CAGED SHIRTLESS DEATHMATCH. WHO WOULD YOU PUT YOUR MONEY ON?
Hahaha!! That's a hard decision, I like both of them! If it came down to it though, I would put money on England. The outcome would probably play out something like THIS.
5. BACK TO THE ZOMBIE QUESTION. YOU MANAGED TO DEFEAT THE TWO ZOMBIES, BUT WHAT'S THIS?! A TANK? OH GOD, HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT IT?!
By this time I've probably blended in as a zombie and managed to make my way up to a roof full of conveniently placed heavy objects. I would wait until the tank came into range and begin to throw t.v's, air conditioners, bricks, pianos(?) and what ever else happened to be there. Then I'd probably duck or act like a mindless zombie so the tank wouldn't think it was me throwing all those things. WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT WORK!? this last one was kind of lazy, sorry!
♥ Leave a comment telling me your favorite t.v show/anime.
♥ I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
♥ You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
♥ You'll include this explanation.
♥ You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
1. QUICK, TWO ZOMBIES ARE RUNNING TOWARDS YOU FROM BOTH SIDES. ALL YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND IS A FRIED CHICKEN LEG AND A UNSHARPENED PENCIL: WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
Well due to my considerable amount of knowledge on how to be a ninja (compliments the Ask a Ninja ninja), the first thing I would do would be to say hello to the zombies via a round house kick. Next I would expertly throw the fried chicken leg at the first zombie so that it became lodged down its throat, keeping it busy. While the first zombie is busy trying to figure out what the hell just happened, I would back flip over the second zombie so I was behind it and then shove the unsharpened pencil into its ear so hard that it pierced its brain and sent it flying straight into the first zombie that was just about to regain it bearings.
With the two zombies in a tangled heap on the ground, I take the chance to run to cover and find better weapons (because as rule #17 states, when in the zombie apocalypse, don't be a hero). I'd probably also try to blend in by dressing up as a zombie myself (hey, it worked for this chick).
2. IF YOU COULD FIGHT ANYONE, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Well if by fight you mean someone I really want to knock the hell out of, Justin Bieber would probably hit the top of my list. He's probably the most annoying kid ever and you just CAN'T GET AWAY FROM HIM. He's all over the t.v, news, commercials, the radio, the internet, EVERYTHING. He's also Canadian, so of course, since I live in Canada, he's in EVEN MORE stupid commercials and news media. I wish I could punch him so hard that he got knocked into a space time continuum and all the retarded advertising would disappear and I'd never hear about him ever again. And you would all know you'd lead a happier life having never heard his girly voice broadcast over the radio.
*DEEP BREATH*
But if you mean an actual fight, it would have to be Christian Bale as the Dark Knight because then I could say I got punched into a fight with Batman!
3. IF YOU COULD OWN JUST ONE POKEMON, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
WHY U DO DIS TO MEEEE?!? If I absolutely had to pick, I would mostly likely choose Totodile because I love that cute little man eating reptile! I don't know why, but Totodile has always been my favourite, despite the disturbing Pokedex entry that states it'll take a bite out of anything, including it's trainer. BUT JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS:
4. ENGLAND. FRANCE. CAGED SHIRTLESS DEATHMATCH. WHO WOULD YOU PUT YOUR MONEY ON?
Hahaha!! That's a hard decision, I like both of them! If it came down to it though, I would put money on England. The outcome would probably play out something like THIS.
5. BACK TO THE ZOMBIE QUESTION. YOU MANAGED TO DEFEAT THE TWO ZOMBIES, BUT WHAT'S THIS?! A TANK? OH GOD, HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT IT?!
By this time I've probably blended in as a zombie and managed to make my way up to a roof full of conveniently placed heavy objects. I would wait until the tank came into range and begin to throw t.v's, air conditioners, bricks, pianos(?) and what ever else happened to be there. Then I'd probably duck or act like a mindless zombie so the tank wouldn't think it was me throwing all those things. WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT WORK!? this last one was kind of lazy, sorry!