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so i'm watching classic superman cartoons, and is it just me or is lois lane the ultimate "too stupid to live" heroine ( Read more... ) -
seriously?
why does travelocity send me an email boasting SOOPER HAWT CHEEP PLANE FARES from phoenix to seattle only after i've already purchased a ticket along said route ( Read more... ) -
cross-posted in the comments on my sister-in-law's blog which none of you know about BUT ANYWAY
regarding the new sandra bullock/ryan reynolds romantic comedy, "the proposal ( Read more... ) -
flavorful memories
so i noticed AMJ had be-fanned himself of "puppy chow" on facebook (runecape in-joke), which reminded me of how the latch-key program i was enrolled in during early elementary school used to sometimes give us puppy chow as snacks (it is DELICIOUS, btw), which then reminded me of how my mom used to make frankfurter crown casserole--usually when she ( Read more... ) -
so many hilarious levels to the following conversation
mom: *flippantly* you're supposed to remember these things!
me: *flippantly* if you don't know i'm a flake by now, you're never going to learn.
mom: i don't think you're a flake, honey.
me: i know.
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for those of you who haven't heard, i have a kitten now. he's supercute, rambunctious, and very pointy. i find i am jealous of his affections, and i fear he finds anthony more interesting than me ( Read more... ) -
wait, what?
overheard in a coffee shop (in arizona, a week into may): "...sudden heat wave..."
are you kidding me? summer started like a month ago. what exactly is so "sudden" about this "heat wave"?
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clarification
"you have a beautiful smile" is a compliment.
"god wants me to tell you you have a beautiful smile" is almost insulting, actually. take responsibility for your sentiments and leave your faith out of it, thanks. :|
yes, i'm a grumpy-puss. but random people are weird. >_