I hate the brain

[nekooniko]

I thought the point of professional school was so you could stop having to ask "When will I ever need to use this useless information?" Like in high school when we had to memorize traits of certain periods of literature throughout world history and write two-hour long spontaneous essays on them. I was very, very wrong - for example, why would a

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[beppo_astrid]

"Like in high school when we had to memorize traits of certain periods of literature throughout world history and write two-hour long spontaneous essays on them."

Hey, I use that all the...wait, no I don't. Yup, if a junior English ed major ain't the one usin' somethin' like that, ain't nobody that's gonna need it. But just think of all the useful stuff we learned, say from Ganster... *in the distance, crickets chirp*

[nekooniko]

Well, we learned we shouldn't try to have sex with horses, even if we use restraining systems to hold the beast in an appropriate position. That's pretty useful. I'd totally have considered it and maybe even acted upon such impulses otherwise, and then I'd be all crushed and stuff.

Guess I need to think of a more creative way if I insist on the horse being on top, doing all the work.