Survey results!
Wow, I had a blast reading your survey answers.
laffie22:
[Fo'shizzle my nizzle?] - Snoop?
[Mayonnaise] - my 7th grade health teacher who told us she had a fetish for eating it after sex
[Cher] - Too much plastic surgery hun, what is she gonna do when her face melts off like Michael Jackson? (me: my thoughts exactly!)
anruinouindo:
[Flower] - Burmese. (Don't ask, I don't know either. o_O)
[Christina Aguilera] - Take a bath.
[Avril Lavigne] - Take a hike.
[Jennifer Lopez] - All I ever hear about is her butt and Ben.
[Shania Twain] - She feels like a woman?
[Closing thoughts] - Monkey Diaphragm
irishsweeti:
[Fo'shizzle my nizzle?] - Now wait just one min-izzle..
[Calorie] - Big Mac.
[Avril Lavigne] - GODKILLMEPLZ.
[Pierce Brosnen] - HOT
[Justin Timberlake] - NOT
[Madonna] - old..?
[Ozzy Osbourne] - bat-eater?
puppetmaster666:
[Black] - Monkey
[Avril Lavigne] - AAAAAAAAH!!! *runs away screaming* I hate her.
[Shave Bush or Keep him?] - I don't care. I'm moving into a hole with my friend Sarah and we will be rulers of the hole. Along with Davey Havoc.
neuroticmtndew:
[Hot Topic] - overrated
[Igloo] - oolgi
[Madonna] - blonde and bras?
[Aaron Carter] - shove the candy down his throat
imapunkmoose:
[Bigglesworth] - austin powers, of course (Thank you! -me)
[Broom] - masturbation
[Igloo] - w00t!
[Burkenstocks] - are those the slipper type shoes? because if they are i hate them. (Yes, and I hate them too. -me)
[Velcro] - is god.
[President Bush] - is dumb for trying to make gay marriage illegal, is good for trying to get rid of abortion, is dumb for keeping the troops in iraq after capturing sadam, is also dumb for wanting to spend billions of dollars to rebuild a country when his own has millions of suffering, homeless children. (I couldn't agree more. -me)
[Cher] - Check Her Extensive Reconstruction.
dreamercoywolf:
[President Bush] - Evil bastard from the darkest pits of the hells.
[Aaron Carter] - Weirdo, ugly, little freak boy.
[Shave Bush or keep him?] - Tear out his tongue and bind his limbs, place maggots in his mouth to feast upon his bleeding flesh where he can do nothing about it.
dlognar:
[Birthday] - My birth was on the first day of the tenth month of the one-thousand nine-hundred eigthy-sixth year, AD.
[Bigglesworth] - Mmm... Pussy.
[Hot Topic] - OMG!1!! this is teh rawk!!1!
[Christina Aguilera] - "Christina Aguilera is proof that you cannot polish a turd." - Dave Mustaine
[Madonna] - Your career is over... Let it go. (AMEN! THANK YOU! -me)
[Johnathon Davis] - Thirty-year-old millionaire singing about teenage problems.
[Britney or Christina?] - Can I just line 'em up and shoot 'em both?
pixiepanther:
[Barbie] - wicked lady
[Bigglesworth] - nekonekoneko!!!!!
[Hot Topic] - stupid fucking place that needs to burn in the fiery depths of hell
[Igloo] - conga line! oO;;
[Jennifer Lopez] - big ass
[Renee Zellweger] - and all that jazz!
[Cher] - is she dead yet?
[Johnathon Davis] - I know the name from somewhere but I can't remember who this person is... so skip (mander! he's the lead singer of KoRn! o_O;;; -me)
[VH1 or MTV?] - The spanish VH1 and MTV channels! They have acid-tripping videos!
angrycommunist: Can I whine about how long this survey i sand you can assume I'm a lazy person?
Oh, and apparently, a lot of you guys are breaking the law! Tsk, tsk.
Can you drive?
dlognar: Not legally.
neuroticmtndew: well since u didn't say "Can You Legally Drive", then i can say yes
puppetmaster666: Not legally
And I had to add this, it was just too fun:
What word comes to mind when you read... Saggy?
dlognar: ... Breasts?
imapunkmoose: boobs
puppetmaster666: Boobs (haha I'm retarded)
Oh and our other phone line is out. Apparently, only 6 out of 25 lines in our neighborhood are working, which includes mine. I feel special. Unfortunately, my grandparents told all their friends MY number so if they needed to call, they could call through mine. Tough darts, I'm on AOHell. Maybe if you'd get me ADELPHIA, we wouldn't have this little problem, neh? ;) -i'm such a bitch <3
laffie22:
[Fo'shizzle my nizzle?] - Snoop?
[Mayonnaise] - my 7th grade health teacher who told us she had a fetish for eating it after sex
[Cher] - Too much plastic surgery hun, what is she gonna do when her face melts off like Michael Jackson? (me: my thoughts exactly!)
anruinouindo:
[Flower] - Burmese. (Don't ask, I don't know either. o_O)
[Christina Aguilera] - Take a bath.
[Avril Lavigne] - Take a hike.
[Jennifer Lopez] - All I ever hear about is her butt and Ben.
[Shania Twain] - She feels like a woman?
[Closing thoughts] - Monkey Diaphragm
irishsweeti:
[Fo'shizzle my nizzle?] - Now wait just one min-izzle..
[Calorie] - Big Mac.
[Avril Lavigne] - GODKILLMEPLZ.
[Pierce Brosnen] - HOT
[Justin Timberlake] - NOT
[Madonna] - old..?
[Ozzy Osbourne] - bat-eater?
puppetmaster666:
[Black] - Monkey
[Avril Lavigne] - AAAAAAAAH!!! *runs away screaming* I hate her.
[Shave Bush or Keep him?] - I don't care. I'm moving into a hole with my friend Sarah and we will be rulers of the hole. Along with Davey Havoc.
neuroticmtndew:
[Hot Topic] - overrated
[Igloo] - oolgi
[Madonna] - blonde and bras?
[Aaron Carter] - shove the candy down his throat
imapunkmoose:
[Bigglesworth] - austin powers, of course (Thank you! -me)
[Broom] - masturbation
[Igloo] - w00t!
[Burkenstocks] - are those the slipper type shoes? because if they are i hate them. (Yes, and I hate them too. -me)
[Velcro] - is god.
[President Bush] - is dumb for trying to make gay marriage illegal, is good for trying to get rid of abortion, is dumb for keeping the troops in iraq after capturing sadam, is also dumb for wanting to spend billions of dollars to rebuild a country when his own has millions of suffering, homeless children. (I couldn't agree more. -me)
[Cher] - Check Her Extensive Reconstruction.
dreamercoywolf:
[President Bush] - Evil bastard from the darkest pits of the hells.
[Aaron Carter] - Weirdo, ugly, little freak boy.
[Shave Bush or keep him?] - Tear out his tongue and bind his limbs, place maggots in his mouth to feast upon his bleeding flesh where he can do nothing about it.
dlognar:
[Birthday] - My birth was on the first day of the tenth month of the one-thousand nine-hundred eigthy-sixth year, AD.
[Bigglesworth] - Mmm... Pussy.
[Hot Topic] - OMG!1!! this is teh rawk!!1!
[Christina Aguilera] - "Christina Aguilera is proof that you cannot polish a turd." - Dave Mustaine
[Madonna] - Your career is over... Let it go. (AMEN! THANK YOU! -me)
[Johnathon Davis] - Thirty-year-old millionaire singing about teenage problems.
[Britney or Christina?] - Can I just line 'em up and shoot 'em both?
pixiepanther:
[Barbie] - wicked lady
[Bigglesworth] - nekonekoneko!!!!!
[Hot Topic] - stupid fucking place that needs to burn in the fiery depths of hell
[Igloo] - conga line! oO;;
[Jennifer Lopez] - big ass
[Renee Zellweger] - and all that jazz!
[Cher] - is she dead yet?
[Johnathon Davis] - I know the name from somewhere but I can't remember who this person is... so skip (mander! he's the lead singer of KoRn! o_O;;; -me)
[VH1 or MTV?] - The spanish VH1 and MTV channels! They have acid-tripping videos!
angrycommunist: Can I whine about how long this survey i sand you can assume I'm a lazy person?
Oh, and apparently, a lot of you guys are breaking the law! Tsk, tsk.
Can you drive?
dlognar: Not legally.
neuroticmtndew: well since u didn't say "Can You Legally Drive", then i can say yes
puppetmaster666: Not legally
And I had to add this, it was just too fun:
What word comes to mind when you read... Saggy?
dlognar: ... Breasts?
imapunkmoose: boobs
puppetmaster666: Boobs (haha I'm retarded)
Oh and our other phone line is out. Apparently, only 6 out of 25 lines in our neighborhood are working, which includes mine. I feel special. Unfortunately, my grandparents told all their friends MY number so if they needed to call, they could call through mine. Tough darts, I'm on AOHell. Maybe if you'd get me ADELPHIA, we wouldn't have this little problem, neh? ;) -i'm such a bitch <3