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My Vacation: Day 1
I'm posting this a few days after the fact because there really hasn't been any time to just sit down and post. Also, this isn't really Day 1 as much as Day 2, as Friday was spent driving; I was picked up at 7 AM and we drove all the way to Scranton, PA, where we stayed in a scuzzy hotel that mistook a non-smoking reservation for an explicitly ( Read more... ) -
I Cannot Feel My Face
I hadn't been to a dentist in a while. Somewhere along the lines of 14 years, I think ( Read more... ) -
My Month Is Planned Out
Wow; I'm booked ( Read more... ) -
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At "Can't Stop the Serenity" last weekend, I met a woman from Elgin named Elizabeth. She got up on stage and threatened everyone in attendance if they didn't vote for her husband's favorite episode of Firefly to run after the movie. When we were leaving I introduced myself, since I need more geeky Elgin friends -- my main one has been in hermit ( Read more... ) -
Sympathy For The Douchebag
Please allow to to introduce myself,
I'm a man who's in your face
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's parking space
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I just wrote that, and I didn't want to forget it. Enjoy! Possibly more later. Suggestions are welcome. -
Today on Weird Coincidence Theatre
LB and I are officially a couple. I have a girlfriend now. That's not the coincidence ( Read more... ) -
Oh, So Hot...
I was only dimly aware of the existence of a person named Eva Mendes, but now I know she's responsible for the best thing ever: her sex tape.
Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes -
Need a New Plan
LB is quite enamored of the text message. I wouldn't encourage it so much if I didn't have a fancy smartphone with a QWERTY keyboard, but if I keep dating this woman -- and it looks like I will be -- I'm going to need a new text package -- assuming I haven't already blown past the lowest tier I'd been paying for. -
Neat! I Want One!
I'm not much of a skirt-wearer, though.
Also, I looked up the Northpaw, and that's pretty slick, too. -
Oh, man.
I just had the second/first date with LB. Oh, man.
That's a good "Oh, man." I'm glad I told her I want to go slow; that might not work so well if I was the only one who was supposed to enforce that.
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