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What is your name?: Nel Zelpher.
Are you named after anyone?: Yes.
What's your screename?: Confidential.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Perhaps.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be: Hard to say.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: No.
Basics
Your gender: Confidential.
Straight/Gay/Bi: ......
Single?: ......
Birthdate: .......
Your age: .......
Age you act: ..........
Age you wish you were: ........
Your height: ........
Your living arrangement: Confidential.
Your family: Confidential. To protect their identities.
Obsessions?: None.
Addictions?: None.
Do you speak another language?: Yes.
Have a favorite quote?: Yes.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Perhaps.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Sometimes.
Do you have any secrets?: Maybe.
Do you hate yourself?: Please repeat the question?
Do you like your handwriting?: What was that?
Do you have any bad habits?: Hello.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: I'm sorry, what did you say?
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: That's a good question.
Stuff
What's your biggest fear?: I'll get back to you on that one.
Can you sing?: Perhaps.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Maybe.
Are you a loner?: Maybe.
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Confidential.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I'm not sure.
Are you a daredevil?: Maybe.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Yes.
Are you passive or agressive: Depends.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Confidential.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I don't know.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yes.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Yes.
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yes.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: I'm not sure.
What do you like the most about your body?: None of your buisness.
And least?: That's private.
Do you think you are good looking?: Maybe.
Are you confident?: Yes.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: I'm not sure.
Are you perceived wrongly?: I don't know.
Do You...
Smoke?: No.
Do drugs?: No.
Read the newspaper?: No.
Pray?: Yes.
Go to church?: Yes.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: No.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: No.
Take walks in the rain?: No.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Farlene.
Drive?: No.
Like to drive fast?: No.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: Maybe.
Hurt yourself?: No.
Been out of the country?: Yes.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: No.
Been in love?: .......
Done drugs?: No.
Had surgery?: No.
Gotten beaten up?: No.
Beaten someone up?: No.
Been picked on?: No.
Been on stage?: No.
Slept outdoors?: No.
Thought about suicide?: No.
Pulled an all nighter?: No.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yes.
Slept all day?: No.
Killed someone?: Yes.
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: No.
Thought you're going crazy?: No.
Kissed the same sex?: .........
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: ...........
Been betrayed?: Yes.
Had a dream that came true?: No.
Broken the law?: Yes.
Met a famous person?: No.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes.
On purpose?: Yes.
Stolen anything?: Yes.
Been in a mosh-pit?: No.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes/
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: Yes.
Miracles?: Yes.
Astrology?: Yes.
Magic?: Yes.
God?: No.
Satan?: No.
Santa?: What?
Ghosts?: No.
Witches?: Farlene.
Easter bunny?: No.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: ...............
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: Maybe.
Do you wish on stars?: No.
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No.
Do you think God has a gender?: Female.
Do you believe in organized religion: Yes.
Where do you think we go when we die?: Wherever Apris may decide to guide you at the time.
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: In fear of being murdered brutally in the middle o the night, I will refrain from further answering this question.
Who is your best friend?: Clair.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Clair.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: None of your buisness.
Your favourite inside joke?: It's personal.
Thing you're picked on most about?: Nothing.
Who's your longest known friend?: Clair.
Newest?: Mirage.
Shyest?: Sophia.
Funniest?: Biwig.
Sweetest?: Biwig.
Weirdest?: Peppita.
Smartest?: Maria.
Ditziest?: Fayt.
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Clair.
Last person you talked to online?: Clair.
Who do you talk to most online?: Clair.
Who are you on the phone with most?: Clair.
Who listens to your problems?: Clair.
Who do you fight most with?: Everyone but Clair.
Who's the nicest?: Clair.
Who's the most outgoing?: Cliff perhaps.
Who's the best singer?: Peppita.
Who's on your shit-list?: ....
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: No.
Who's your second family?: Confidential.
Do you always feel understood?: No.
Who's the loudest friend?: Fayt combined with Albel.
Do you trust others easily?: No.
Who's house were you last at?: Clair's.
Do your friends know you?: Hopefully.
Friend that lives farthest away: Not sure.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: No.
What do you find romantic?: Nothing in particular.
Turn-on?: Clair.
Turn-off?: Not Clair.
First kiss?: Clair.
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Clairless.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: Yes.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: No.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: No.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Yes.
What is best about the opposite sex?: Nothing.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Everything.
What's the last present someone gave you?: None of your buisness.
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Yes.
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: Clair.
You wanted to kill?: Albel.
That you laughed at?: Peppita.
That laughed at you?: Fayt.
That turned you on?: Clair.
You went shopping with?: Clair.
That broke your heart?: Confidential.
To disappoint you?: Confidential.
To ask you out?: Clair.
To make you cry?: Confidential.
To brighten up your day?: Clair.
That you thought about?: Clair.
You saw a movie with?: Clair.
You talked to on the phone?: Clair.
You saw?: Clair.
You lost?: Confidential.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: No.
What are you wearing right now?: None of your buisness.
Body part you're touching right now: Be more specific.
What are you worried about right now?: Clair.
What book are you reading?: "Clair" by Clair Lasbard
What's on your mousepad?: My mouse named Clair.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Clair, Clair, Clair, Clair, Clair.
I hope you weren't expecting anything more.
What is your name?: Nel Zelpher.
Are you named after anyone?: Yes.
What's your screename?: Confidential.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Perhaps.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be: Hard to say.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: No.
Basics
Your gender: Confidential.
Straight/Gay/Bi: ......
Single?: ......
Birthdate: .......
Your age: .......
Age you act: ..........
Age you wish you were: ........
Your height: ........
Your living arrangement: Confidential.
Your family: Confidential. To protect their identities.
Obsessions?: None.
Addictions?: None.
Do you speak another language?: Yes.
Have a favorite quote?: Yes.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Perhaps.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Sometimes.
Do you have any secrets?: Maybe.
Do you hate yourself?: Please repeat the question?
Do you like your handwriting?: What was that?
Do you have any bad habits?: Hello.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: I'm sorry, what did you say?
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: That's a good question.
Stuff
What's your biggest fear?: I'll get back to you on that one.
Can you sing?: Perhaps.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Maybe.
Are you a loner?: Maybe.
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Confidential.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I'm not sure.
Are you a daredevil?: Maybe.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Yes.
Are you passive or agressive: Depends.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Confidential.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I don't know.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yes.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Yes.
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yes.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: I'm not sure.
What do you like the most about your body?: None of your buisness.
And least?: That's private.
Do you think you are good looking?: Maybe.
Are you confident?: Yes.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: I'm not sure.
Are you perceived wrongly?: I don't know.
Do You...
Smoke?: No.
Do drugs?: No.
Read the newspaper?: No.
Pray?: Yes.
Go to church?: Yes.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: No.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: No.
Take walks in the rain?: No.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Farlene.
Drive?: No.
Like to drive fast?: No.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: Maybe.
Hurt yourself?: No.
Been out of the country?: Yes.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: No.
Been in love?: .......
Done drugs?: No.
Had surgery?: No.
Gotten beaten up?: No.
Beaten someone up?: No.
Been picked on?: No.
Been on stage?: No.
Slept outdoors?: No.
Thought about suicide?: No.
Pulled an all nighter?: No.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yes.
Slept all day?: No.
Killed someone?: Yes.
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: No.
Thought you're going crazy?: No.
Kissed the same sex?: .........
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: ...........
Been betrayed?: Yes.
Had a dream that came true?: No.
Broken the law?: Yes.
Met a famous person?: No.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes.
On purpose?: Yes.
Stolen anything?: Yes.
Been in a mosh-pit?: No.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes/
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: Yes.
Miracles?: Yes.
Astrology?: Yes.
Magic?: Yes.
God?: No.
Satan?: No.
Santa?: What?
Ghosts?: No.
Witches?: Farlene.
Easter bunny?: No.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: ...............
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: Maybe.
Do you wish on stars?: No.
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No.
Do you think God has a gender?: Female.
Do you believe in organized religion: Yes.
Where do you think we go when we die?: Wherever Apris may decide to guide you at the time.
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: In fear of being murdered brutally in the middle o the night, I will refrain from further answering this question.
Who is your best friend?: Clair.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Clair.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: None of your buisness.
Your favourite inside joke?: It's personal.
Thing you're picked on most about?: Nothing.
Who's your longest known friend?: Clair.
Newest?: Mirage.
Shyest?: Sophia.
Funniest?: Biwig.
Sweetest?: Biwig.
Weirdest?: Peppita.
Smartest?: Maria.
Ditziest?: Fayt.
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Clair.
Last person you talked to online?: Clair.
Who do you talk to most online?: Clair.
Who are you on the phone with most?: Clair.
Who listens to your problems?: Clair.
Who do you fight most with?: Everyone but Clair.
Who's the nicest?: Clair.
Who's the most outgoing?: Cliff perhaps.
Who's the best singer?: Peppita.
Who's on your shit-list?: ....
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: No.
Who's your second family?: Confidential.
Do you always feel understood?: No.
Who's the loudest friend?: Fayt combined with Albel.
Do you trust others easily?: No.
Who's house were you last at?: Clair's.
Do your friends know you?: Hopefully.
Friend that lives farthest away: Not sure.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: No.
What do you find romantic?: Nothing in particular.
Turn-on?: Clair.
Turn-off?: Not Clair.
First kiss?: Clair.
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Clairless.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: Yes.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: No.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: No.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Yes.
What is best about the opposite sex?: Nothing.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Everything.
What's the last present someone gave you?: None of your buisness.
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Yes.
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: Clair.
You wanted to kill?: Albel.
That you laughed at?: Peppita.
That laughed at you?: Fayt.
That turned you on?: Clair.
You went shopping with?: Clair.
That broke your heart?: Confidential.
To disappoint you?: Confidential.
To ask you out?: Clair.
To make you cry?: Confidential.
To brighten up your day?: Clair.
That you thought about?: Clair.
You saw a movie with?: Clair.
You talked to on the phone?: Clair.
You saw?: Clair.
You lost?: Confidential.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: No.
What are you wearing right now?: None of your buisness.
Body part you're touching right now: Be more specific.
What are you worried about right now?: Clair.
What book are you reading?: "Clair" by Clair Lasbard
What's on your mousepad?: My mouse named Clair.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Clair, Clair, Clair, Clair, Clair.
I hope you weren't expecting anything more.