I just saw a banner ad for some turds band that read "IF YOU LOVE IRON MAIDEN AND THRICE, YOU MUST HEAR THIS"
how is that combination possible, let alone necessary?
stick to Helloween.

like 9/11, kelly clarkston, the war? in iraq, and the 2004 presidential elections ( Read more... )

this guy needs a home,
im taking care of him until around the 28th.
hes about 5weeks old, can poo in kitty litter and is super cute and friendly.
his name is vlad and he loves to sleep and climb on stuff.
get a hold of me if you or you know someone thats interested.

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sarah silverman is still the hottest girl ever.

enough said.

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OH DEL TACO, NOW THAT YOU ARE VACATIONING FROM CALIFORNIA IN MICHIGAN AT FORD AND TELEGRAPH I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT WHEN I GOT STONED AND CAME TO VISIT YOU, AND REALIZED THAT I FORGOT MY WALLET OR WHATEVER AFTER ORDERING A SHIT LOAD OF YOUR DELICIOUS DISHES, YOU GAVE ME MY DESIRED NURISHMENT FOR ( Read more... )

R.Kelly has really out shined himself, especially the "trapped in the closet: 1-5" DVD that came with my freshly aquired copy of TP.3. I was presently suprised to find that baby/birdman made an appearance, as well as the album layout folds out into a TP.3 poster ( Read more... )

dear ohio, specifically toledo,
WHY ARE YOU THE WORST PLACE EVER?
oh well, thanks toledo for having the all of 15 dudes come see hate eternal fuck everyone in the skull then proceed to get belligerent in the parking lot.
that was one of the better things youve ever produced toledo, for now you are forgiven.

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what the fuck is this? (amazing/horrible?)