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[nellamad]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."

ahaha ok ok so i havent been updating in forever. things have just been going so

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[pissed_off_shit]

Whooh.. I do believe I am offended by that remark.. do I LOOK emo? do I LISTEN to simple plan??! do I SPEND all my money or RAZORZ???
ahahahahaha