On being asked by a complete twat if I was aware that due dates changed

[nellherself]

Due dates changing?  You astound me!  I can scarcely credit it.  Surely not here at Department of Mouse Flattening!   Such a thing never occurred to me.  In 25+ years of professional information development every single one of  *my* projects come in on time, under budget and with amazing extra features such as a telepathic user interface, special

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[anonymous]

I assume your "special cat laundering attachments" are not only humane but replicate the actual washing a loving mother cat would give her babies. Why are you not running the universe?

[anonymous]

Not anonymous on purpose. LJ is being weird. I'm ferlonda.