bwuh

[nematoddity]

What. In. The. Living. Fuck.

Some choice excerpts:

REBELLION AGAINST YOUR PARENTS IS A CRIME WORTHY OF DEATH.

Seriously? No, seriously. Acting out because you're fourteen and you're trying to find solid ground during puberty is the same as murder? WTF, you religious nutjob.

DO GOTHS DRESS MODESTLY? NO. THEY DRESS LIKE FILTHY SATANIC WHORES.

Comments

[mythic_dreamer]

What an ass. Wow. I honestly am trying to formulate a coherent response to this but I just... wow. That's some serious hate there. And kids too young to understand the bible in hell? Aborted fetuses?! Honestly, this boggles my mind.

[nematoddity]

I am late returning to LJ.

But...yeah. About halfway through it sunk in that he really, truly believes all of this, and...the hell. Just insane.

[winneganfake]

....I can't help it. I see a site like this, and I start thinking "come on- it has to be satire, right? Nobody's really that stupid... right?"

[nematoddity]

I'd say you'd be surprised, but you likely wouldn't. Remember, story also broke today about how people are upset about "Obamacare" being upheld, so they're planning to move to Canada.

That's so mentally stunning I take that moment to pause and goggle because I typed that out.

[nematoddity]

I am wrong! Check out majorenglishesq's disclaimer link.

Though I still think people really ARE that stupid in general, yes.

[laura_seabrook]

COMING SOON TO GOD HATES GOTHS . COM!

LOOK OUT FOR THESE FORTHCOMING ARTICLES... ARE GOTHS RESPONSIBLE FOR GLOBAL WARMING? WHY WICCANS ARE SACRIFICING BABIES! LEARN THE SECRET GOTH HANDSHAKE! LEARN WHY CATS ARE EVIL, AND HATED BY GOD! HITLER - WAS HE THE FIRST GOTH? IS YOUR CHILD SAFE FROM GOTHIC PREDATORS? ... AND MUCH MUCH MORE...

Shows an amasing ignorance of the subject matter, and a mixing of types. However I DO know the "secret Goth Handshake". It's saying to someone else "Nice boots"

[nematoddity]

Indeed. And pfff, everyone knows Goths don't cause global warming--the lack of pirates cause global warming!

[majorenglishesq]

It is satire, though.
http://godhatesgoths.com/disclaimer.html

[elenbarathi]

ROFLMAO, and here I was all set to go get Medieval on their asses in the manner of Erasmus: armed to the teeth with the New Testament and not afraid to use it. Ohhhh well! Another time.

Love their Gallery from Hell! I might just have to send in a pic!

[nematoddity]

Missed the Gallery from Hell, too. Argh, I'll have to go back.

[nematoddity]

*collapses in incredulous relief*

I missed that entirely! Thank you thank you thank you.