I just cut the hell out of my middle left toe ( Read more... )

So I literally woke up like 5 minutes ago to a sound. The weather is nicer here now. I thought a bird was scavenging in the rain gutter thing above my window and just being noizy ( Read more... )

So I think I'll just write about the good things in my life at the moment ( Read more... )

I am one of the few people who can be going to put a small dash of hot sauce on my delicious dinner, and not notice that the thing on the hot sauce that keeps it all from flooding out is missing.

Franks red hot sauce. Fuck you.

*pours half a bottle of ketchup on it, hoping it dilutes it*

Oh. Hi. Merry Christmas and all that ( Read more... )

So, I am insane. Utterly insane. Yet brilliant, dashing, and handsome ( Read more... )

See, I was woken up by a large squirrel ( Read more... )

Hi. I'm slowly going to unravel the answers to everything. I need questions. Legitimate questions preferred.

.. I already got asked 'What The Question is." Nice try, but you'd have to ask the mice.

But yes. Questions. Big or small. Many or one. I don't care. I'll eventually compile a list, then maybe a book.

Hi ( Read more... )

I think there is a squirrel, or squirrels in the wall in front of me. This could be quite bad. Very very quite bad. There is wiring in that wall. And a squirrel, or squirrels, or possibly a very quiet raccoon, or a cat or something else like that. And I don't like it. I don't like nature being in my life, because I don't normally care for natural ( Read more... )