The secret apocrypha decrypted!

[neminus]

“...thus the Lord God spoke these words upon the hairy and eager ears of his faithful:

And should you see evil, you shall fight it and crush its balls and stomp on them with all the might of your feet.

And you shall knee and elbow and punch below waist and use every dirty trick you know until it is lying defenseless on the ground.

For when

Comments

[castamir]

When I see that photo, it makes me so proud...

[neminus]

England certainly had their memorable moments during the WC.

[castamir]

Mostly rubbish ones though. The manager didn't care, took a player he was too scared to use, and ended up experimenting with players out of position - something you *don't* do during a world cup competition!

Anyway, it wouldn't be England is we didn't have our most influential player injured/red carded/doing something *really* stupid in front of an official (as above) during a key phase of the competition.

[neminus]

Um... are we talking about Polish or English team ? ;)
It's a good thing our coach let at least the goalkeeper stay in the position he usually plays at.