Lie to me

[nemmy]

Stolen amusing idea from zyleeth =p

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. Then if you like, after you comment, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

Comments

[eradragon]

Dude, we met at a street Corner. And with my colour, I hooked my claws into your neck and made you tell me your LJ name. Then walked away, leaving you going "WTF!" Then your BBQ my ass before I ran away to spam your account.

[nemmy]

Oh yeah that's right, I never did get finished roastin' your ass >{

[avon_deer]

You can't remember? Seriously? The biological weapons research station? They still have no idea who pulled that job you know. I have just found a buyer by the way.

[nemmy]

Shhhh man, I didn't forget, just can't talk about that here!

[skawinski]

Oh, I am sure you recall that particular day at the skating rink. Whose flaming burp do you think was responsible for melting the ice sheet and setting my hockey shorts on fire :D

However, the coffee you offered as a compensation for a burnt rump saved the day, and we got along well afterwards ^^

[nemmy]

Hmm I seem to do that a lot, they always get worried when I go to the ice rink :(

Glad the coffee won you over there ^_^ I'll kiss your rump in apology next time we bump into each other ;)

[skawinski]

D'aww, that's really sweet of you *smooches* ^^

[caninepawprints]

We were walking in opposite directions down the sidewalk on Main Street and collided into one another in front of a bistro. You were carrying a large pile of papers, no doubt hurrying to a meeting somewhere, and I had been carrying my purse over my right shoulder and a cell phone in my left hand. We both wound up on the ground, our belongings strewn everywhere. Apologizing profusely to one another, we began to gather and organize our belongings. Because I didn't have much, I helped you pick up your paperwork, some of it was soiled in the puddles from the previous night's rain. You were bemoaning the damage done to your work, said it would never clear inspection, and you think you'll call in sick after all (something you had been thinking about doing earlier that same morning when you realized you weren't as prepared for your presentation as you would've liked). I smiled and handed you the papers I had gathered up and offered to buy you some coffee in the bistro. You accepted the invitation gratefully and asked to borrow my cell phone

[nemmy]

Awww yeah, how could I forget that ^_^ What a lovely recollection, proof that just taking a bit of time to relax and enjoy the simpler things in life can lead to something good :D

[bjorn_grafeldr]

Actually Nemmy, we've never really met at all. You're life, your very existence, is actually an artificially-created simulation created by a band of sentient machines who are using you as a gigantic Duracell battery.

The cool thing is you get to walk around wearing awesome looking full-length coats and stylish sunglasses. Fun eh?

[nemmy]

Hmm, I can deal with this if someone can program the entire kama sutra into my head <3