for various reasons, I'm making this friends only. Potentially, in the future, i might be giving this up all together. But for now, if you're not my friend, please let me know...if you care.
I feel it important at this moment, just as you are "graduating," to let you know that I am not your friend. You parents have been paying me, along with others, to go along with their grand scheme to pretend you are not, in fact, retarded. In fact, Hampshire is a completely fictious place, and everyone here is in on it.
Sorry to tell you like this, but you were on your way to finding out eventually.
Sincerely, Miranda J. Vangaurd, professional actress
You're an abhorrent, unbelievably arrogant human being. You are not entitled to some elevated existence. You've barely worked for it, and most of what you have been given you have squandered. You whine and wheedle and backstab. You consistently take most passive-aggressive, cowardly course of action available, betraying the ones you claim as friends. You attempt to buy people's affection, lending or spending and then never allowing them to forget their debt for a moment. You see loyalty as equivalent to cash. Money is not a substitute for love. It does not make you a superior being, your accidental wealth, the lucky chance of your affluence, position, gender, and race. You look down upon the weak and claim that as a white male, you are somehow oppressed. The only thing you are oppressed by is your own ignorance, your own foolishness, your own complete lack of self-awareness. You are so self-centered that you cannot see beyond your own twisted, self-pitying version of reality. I would feel sorry for you if you were a child, but you
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I feel it important at this moment, just as you are "graduating," to let you know that I am not your friend. You parents have been paying me, along with others, to go along with their grand scheme to pretend you are not, in fact, retarded. In fact, Hampshire is a completely fictious place, and everyone here is in on it.
Sorry to tell you like this, but you were on your way to finding out eventually.
Sincerely,
Miranda J. Vangaurd, professional actress
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