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If you log onto the web today
You're certain to take offense
If you log onto the web today
You'd better learn self-defence
There's danger there
You'd better beware
It's all a technological snare
For that's where evil predators pick their victims

Everybody who's on the web
Is certain to be a crook
And you'll turn into a paedophile
If ever you take a look
Or someone whom
You have to assume
Is only there
To swindle and groom
For that's where evil predators pick their victims

Criminals in cyberspace
They overrun the place
Proliferate on the internet
Did our culture ever face
A more immediate or deadly threat?
Murderers and paedophiles
Are waiting to defile
Our innnocent little sprogs
Not to mention terrorist units
Will want to blow you up
Because the World's going to the dogs

If you log onto the web today
You ought to be sent to jail
It's safer staying at home instead
And reading the Daily Mail
There's danger there
You'd better beware
It's all a technological snare
For that's where evil predators pick their victims

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