"How many elehpants we got?"
"I just done 'em, boss. We got three."
"You sure?"
"Yes, boss. Easy to be sure with elephants..."

That had nothing to do with anything.

Nadia has writing goals for 2009:
1. Win a writing competition of some kind.
2. Finish a book.
3. Put together a portfolio for Master's applications.

"Too many miles, not enough elephants", you ( Read more... )

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It's really been pissing me off how everyone takes the piss out of Twilight. Okay, okay, you don't like the book. We get it. Now, STFU!

Some of us happened to adore it.

Okay, the writing wasn't incredible. The relationship was clearly kinda fucked up. Vampires that sparkle in sunlight? Yes, okay, it's weird and a bit laughable, but EXCUSE SOMEONE ( Read more... )

This term can't be over soon enough.

"Today, we will be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to a height of twelve and a half feet if we see anything big..."

Might've been uploading more userpics...

1.Started your own blog
2.Slept under the stars
3.Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. ( Read more... )

My 10 Names ( Read more... )

I finished the essay! Yep, it was pretty epic. Eventual word count: 2,521. Dear Gods, I actually wrote an essay of over 2.5 thousand words. I'm a little staggered. It wasn't quite as epic as I would have liked. I realised when I got to the seminar that I didn't have anything about the contemporary cultural (cunning word use- it was actually about ( Read more... )

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )