If you want to, I can save you.

[neoboman]

Yes, I'm listening to Michelle Branch. Yes, I'm a faggot, a cockgobbler, and whatever other derogatory things you want to deem me. All I know is, I like the song and I thought this would be a good time to point out my honest, open nature. I've been using this maxim a lot lately: "My life is an open book." It's true. If I were listening to N'Sync or

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tsk tsk...

[jadley]

I'm sorry you had to "come out of the closet" like that. LoL. Couldn't it have at least been some good gay music like Elton John or Celine Dion?? Don't lie Ian, lying sucks, you know you mean every single mean thing you say to me, down to the last syllable. I've waited till the end of this message to put this, and I think this is the most appropriate time for it... ever...
Ian <-- IS A FAGGOT!!
Just kidding!! I won't be kidding if you start listening to Sir Justin or any other gay guy singers in that league.

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[neoboman]

No Jade, I don't mean the things I say about you. You just want me to reassure you.

God, your such a chick!

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[neoboman]

I misspelled "you're" again. God you hurt my writing skills, Jade. Just like you turned some of my facial hair red.

[adarjapheth]

So let me make sure I'm clear on this...

You're not really gay, right?

It's totally okay to listen to Michelle Branch. I love her - I have the CD. It's also okay to listen to 'NSync, Christina, or (despite Jade's comments) Justin Timberlake, all of whom I also like. Ian, you and I can fend off the hordes of music Nazis. It will be fun, even if we're only armed with sporks and our shining intellects. Anyway.

...So what was this thing Jeff told Logan? Or should I not ask?

[neoboman]

I knew I could count on you Colb. I've always liked the way you back the artists you like.

The thing Jeff told Logan about was how I was looking for ways to make money and I was considering sperm donation. We wondered if there were any places in Lexington to do that.

[adarjapheth]

I'm sure there are... check with public health. That's a surefire way to make cash, though from what I've heard, it's tiring as hell. Good luck.

[neoboman]

Besides Colby, if I was gay, don't you think I would've come onto you by now?

So...no.

[podgejeff_]

I'm just a dick. 'Nuff Said in might Marvel fashion.

Yeah, you believe...

[neoboman]

You like to think your a dick Jeff, but you really aren't.

The only thing you've ever said that was dickish is that you wouldn't save me if I was drowning because you wouldn't want to get wet.

Oh wait, you are a dick...

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[podgejeff_]

I'm sure I had to retract that statement at some point.

Well it all depends on the water TEMPERATURE really...heh.

Guys are too lucky...

[jadley]

This is just a short rant about how men have life sooo good. They get low on cash all they have to do is donate some sperm. Women don't have that power- sure they can become surrogate mothers and what not, but come on, who wants to be pregnant with a kid you can't keep?? Men, enjoy your manhood and cheap tricks to get cash. Ian, you could always just save money....

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[neoboman]

Jade, stop your petty female backtalk and whining. Don't make me hit you...again. Why do you make me hurt you!?!? I don't want to do it!

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[podgejeff_]

I told her I'd shoot...but she didn't believe me! WHY DIDN'T SHE BELIEVE ME?! *maniacal laughter followed by happy-happy joy-joy song*

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[jadley]

Jeff, Ian... sometimes, just sometimes... I shake in fear, or in awe, of you both... Then, I ultimately realize you all could/would never ever dream of hurting me. Or would you? *cue creepy music* I have some thinking to do now.