What the fuck is the internet?

[neoboman]

Ed, I charge a flat fee of $5,000 per appearance to appear in dreams, visions, drug induced hallucinations, portents, electronic voice phenomenon and the like. I'll send you an invoice

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[ringodingo23]

shyeah right-- you have to appear before you start your big talk.

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[wanderer259]

Let us revel in our shared mediocrity, Ian.