Greatest sarcasm ever.

[neoboman]

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[jadley]

man... .my self esteem was starting to rise, and I was beginning to feel pretty again. but that's gone now. Ian, for you I will turn into a sexy-skeletor!

Jade, my sexy little skeletor.

[neoboman]

First off, stop eating immediately. It's cool, I'll just carry you up the stairs at work since you won't have any energy.

Work on dropping that nice ass and getting rid of all those disgusting curves.

Or better yet, don't do that.