"No phone...." However the hell that Cake song goes....

[neoesquire]

So out Christmas shopping today... last minute so sue me... God decided I didn't need my cell phone anymore...so he took it and shoved it right up his own ass I guess...

In other words, I lost my phone...so if you need to reach me...call my house phone if you're cool enough to have it...

Merry fucking Christmas.

Comments

[luna_lily]

what about those hanukkah socks, hmmm?

[xlongxgoodnitex]

ah! i lost my phone too!

[sugarshell]

i've never had a cell, so dont feel bad