drunk am i ( Read more... )

GIVE ME AN "H"
GIVE ME AN "A"
GIVE ME A..."LICKMYPUSSYSHITCOCKFUCKER"
oh dear.

i saw 21 Grams the other day. that movie was so sad and depressing...but holy shit the acting was amazing! benicio del toro and sean penn...WOW!

ok. i'm done with my bagel. i must go to work.

i'm getting a new snake!! its so cute! its a baby kingsnake....


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oh my god ( Read more... )

ok, well i got a new cell phone with the same number. but my mom's friend still hasnt given it to me. hooray for me ( Read more... )

today is the birth of my cely. i am so glad and honored to have her in my life. she is the bestest friend any living(or dead) human being can have. thank you so much, cely, for all you have done for me. i love you with all my heart and nothing can take that away. i hope we never part. FRIENDS FOREVER!!! heheheh ( Read more... )

i am tired ( Read more... )

"i'll be the switch she turns on
she'll be mine too
i get off
i'll be the fuse that she blows
and even with the lights down
we'll gloooooooow!!"

yay!! my party is tonight! just reminding you all!....
bring whomever you want and whatever you want!
it starts at 8pm or whenever you want to come!

see you there!

so yeah, my boss said that i could come over anytime and hang out and get drunk. he was all happy that he had a drunk buddy when i told him i started drinking!!....(his wife is pregnant for the time being ( Read more... )

hellooooooo there ( Read more... )