Damn I'm HAWWWTTT
I'm scared of the matrix agents community. they freak me out sooooo much. and some of them HATE me.
*cries*
But some of them LUUUUUUUUUUURRRRVVVE agent smith, which redeems them slightly in my eyes.
Trinity doesn't understand why, now that I've found out what the matrix is, I'm still obsessed with the internet.
"But it's so cool. And people make FAN SHRINES TO ME!"
I say. But then she grumbles about how I get all the attention, and all the fangirls want to club her to death for being my love interest. Sure, so maybe she gets hate mail and rotten chocolates and hardly ANY marriage proposals, and then last week some girl sent me her entire underwear collection. Which I then gave to Annoying Fanboy with a letter attached entailing Trinity's mad infatuation with him and how he should proclaim his undying love to her wearing only fish around his neck at the next Zion meeting. A few days later he came up to me, saying that he had got a great idea to win over my love with and asked me for some fish (apparently he did not fall for my clever ruse to get Trinity to throw him out of Zion).
I said "We don't have any fish."
"BUT I NEEED SCHOME, NEO!!!!!!!!11"
"Meh. Mould one out of goop."
"OMG AH DO THAT ALL ZCHA TAHME AH PAINSCHTAKINGLY MOULDED A STAHTUE OF YOUUUU HERE NEEEEEEEO I SCHVANT YOUU TO HAAV IT...."
And then he pulled out this totally HAWTTT statue from inside his pants, and it was all grubby and stuff and had 'Neo' scrawled on it surrounded by all these lipstick marks and finger prints. Anoying fanboy started rubbing it all over his face and body and moaning and stuff; it was like, totally gross.
"ISCH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU-"
I batted it with my hand and it splattered on the ground. He started to cry. I laughed and ran away.
But Trinity just doesn't get it. No one wants to club Agent Smith to death for being my love interest. Why doesn't everyone KNOW about my secret infatuation with him that I never tell anybody ever and deny even to myself? Occasionally?
Now I'm so sad I'm gonna add more love hearts and flowers and 'Neo <3s' signs to the Known Agents Board near Smith's name.
*cries*
But some of them LUUUUUUUUUUURRRRVVVE agent smith, which redeems them slightly in my eyes.
Trinity doesn't understand why, now that I've found out what the matrix is, I'm still obsessed with the internet.
"But it's so cool. And people make FAN SHRINES TO ME!"
I say. But then she grumbles about how I get all the attention, and all the fangirls want to club her to death for being my love interest. Sure, so maybe she gets hate mail and rotten chocolates and hardly ANY marriage proposals, and then last week some girl sent me her entire underwear collection. Which I then gave to Annoying Fanboy with a letter attached entailing Trinity's mad infatuation with him and how he should proclaim his undying love to her wearing only fish around his neck at the next Zion meeting. A few days later he came up to me, saying that he had got a great idea to win over my love with and asked me for some fish (apparently he did not fall for my clever ruse to get Trinity to throw him out of Zion).
I said "We don't have any fish."
"BUT I NEEED SCHOME, NEO!!!!!!!!11"
"Meh. Mould one out of goop."
"OMG AH DO THAT ALL ZCHA TAHME AH PAINSCHTAKINGLY MOULDED A STAHTUE OF YOUUUU HERE NEEEEEEEO I SCHVANT YOUU TO HAAV IT...."
And then he pulled out this totally HAWTTT statue from inside his pants, and it was all grubby and stuff and had 'Neo' scrawled on it surrounded by all these lipstick marks and finger prints. Anoying fanboy started rubbing it all over his face and body and moaning and stuff; it was like, totally gross.
"ISCH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU-"
I batted it with my hand and it splattered on the ground. He started to cry. I laughed and ran away.
But Trinity just doesn't get it. No one wants to club Agent Smith to death for being my love interest. Why doesn't everyone KNOW about my secret infatuation with him that I never tell anybody ever and deny even to myself? Occasionally?
Now I'm so sad I'm gonna add more love hearts and flowers and 'Neo <3s' signs to the Known Agents Board near Smith's name.