PERVERT MOUND ABOUNDS

[neolicious]

Met Agent Smith today. Had cloned many other Sgent Smiths. There may have been a Love Mound. I may have had a stick. It may have went a little like this:

LOVE HACK

Agent Smith: If you see a hundred Agent Smiths at the side of the road, you know you're logged into the ~~~~~~
MAAAATTTTTRRIIIIIIIX!

Smith Clones: MATRIX YEAH YEAH

Comments

[merioneth]

i don't know whether to spit at you in digust, or open my mouth wide and devour your sexy rhymes.

[neolicious]

i threw the rhymes into your mouth when you weren't looking. do you mind? i'm off to cackle in my evil genius now.

[sanguia]

i both love and hate you, helgy.

[neolicious]

coincidentally i feel the same about Agent Smith. and my fanboy, but only if he gives me icecream. ...

where's my icecream?

[alyxgardensdale]

HAVE MY CHILDREN

[neolicious]

can't morpheus have your children? you see, i don't want to lose my girlish figure, and besides, his stomach is so large already...

[tammaiya]

love and disgust simultaneously war with each other. I'll get back to you when I know which will win.

[neolicious]

trinity someties says that. i don't know why. it is't my fault sometimes i just sit infront of the computer wearing my boxers for weeks on end, never changing or moving, only typing 'agent smith' over and over again.

[tammaiya]

Well, THAT'S perfectly understandable. I can't see why Trinity would say such a thing- my only motivation was the song. I've decided love has won out, but disgust will probably stage a counter-attack.

[xdarkriotx]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU.