Comments | neolicious: new career prospect

neolicious

new career prospect - hammerin' out tha hits???

Mar 27, 2004 01:18

i have found inspiration for my new career. my idol has given me new hope - i can wear my fashionable shiny spankalicious outfits and STILL be the MANLIEST MAN EVER.

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savage_hulk March 26 2004, 17:44:31 UTC

You worry Hulk.

neolicious March 26 2004, 21:39:30 UTC

it's good to know you care, hulksy. it means a lot to me.

agent_baby March 27 2004, 19:49:36 UTC

that man has big boobies.

neolicious March 27 2004, 23:37:21 UTC

such wisdom and insight in one so small... i am so very proud of you, my tiny babbzalot.

__trinity__ March 27 2004, 20:51:57 UTC

Neo sometimes I wonder about you. I really do.

*just shakes her head*

But hey when you have the body why not flaunt it!

neolicious March 28 2004, 00:16:31 UTC

thankyou for offering your support in my time of great change and new possibilities. but i was wondering if you would also be offering me maybe a large loan of the monetery kind, so i can start my own recording business? and finance my gigs? and bribe critics/audiences? i would repay you with the honour of my presence, which will soon become highly prized and coveted by my millions upon millions of future adoring fans.

P.S: can you be honoured with my presence by letting me move into your house and and eat all your food? i'm scared of my old place - it has rats. plus, i'm pretty sure michael popper has a spare key and knows where i keep my underwear.

__trinity__ March 28 2004, 18:01:59 UTC

Yeah I'll lean you the money. *coughsMorpheus'smoneycoughs*

You can move in the apartment across from me and we can be like that show Seinfeld!

neolicious March 28 2004, 22:17:26 UTC

but which of us will be the zany neighbour who keeps on eating morpheus's the other's food?

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lainskeh March 29 2004, 03:18:19 UTC

*sigh*.... i wish i had a pwetty dwess laike dat one.

I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT OF YOUR HIDE, THEN.

neolicious March 29 2004, 16:31:47 UTC

it'll be HIDERIFFIC

__trinity__ March 29 2004, 20:10:18 UTC

I think your man is cheating on you, I found this!

http://www.coolbuddy.com/wallpapers/movies/matrix_reloaded01.htm

neolicious March 30 2004, 02:56:26 UTC

why morpheus, i never knew you had it in you...

i mean *SOBS AND THRASHES ON GROUND LIKE SMALL CHILD THROWING TANTRUM*
NOBODY LOOOOVES MEEEEEEEEEE

__trinity__ March 30 2004, 09:37:15 UTC

It's okay Neo. I still love you!

*gives Neo a warm embrace*