Oh my god, Trinity is soooooo clingy. Like, just because Persephone tried to grope me and like The Merovingian just happened to push me up against a wall and shag me rotten, she went all like annoyed with me and stuff. And after she had been all like 'I wanna have sex', 'gimme sex now', 'like totally look at me in my nonexistent knitwear, can we ( Read more... )

Trinity wouldn't let me kill my annoying fanboy. I'll see about that. Tomorrow I'll tell her about how he has a freaky shrine for me in his room. And then I'll tell her that he tried to kiss me. And then I'll tell her that he thinks she'd look better in pale pink frilly leather than black ( Read more... )

Have reentered the Matrix, was attacked by 1000 Agent Smiths. Couldn't stop thinking of the KamaSutra possibilities. Was confused. So many sexy sexy emn all on top of me. Trinity just can't compete.