More slogans gone terribly wrong (Nothing)!

[neomagusx]

I got the idea of throwing the word "Nothing" into the slogan generator, along the lines of a prior postHere's the list, in order of appearance

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[roamin_umpire]

Nothing. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.
Make that "The Nothing" and you've got a very interesting statement.

When You've Got Nothing, Flaunt It.
Hell, I know people who live by this motto. And have you seen how some people dress these days?

The Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Nothing Overnight.

All Nothing, All The Time.
Ah, so that's what's on TV these days.

Nothing. It's What's For Dinner.
Now go to your room!

Nothing Acts Faster Than Nothing.
Sounds right - I can see how the "speed of nothing" would be quite fast, indeed.

Nothing - It Looks Good on You.
This one's right up there with "Nice shoes."

You Can Be Sure of Nothing.
Except for what we tell you - that's all true, of course.

We Bring Nothing to Life.
That's actually quite reassuring.

Dante's Inferno
Where Nothing is a Pleasure.

We Do Nothing Right.
Wow, they finally got the GE slogan down.