I Benjamin James Rogers do here-by promise to myself, and by extension my kidneys, pancreas, bones, teeth and other body parts to STOP ALL CONSUMPTION OF SODA BEVERAGES HENCEFORTH.
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I quit smoking so I think I can do this too.
But if you think I'm giving up coffee
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