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neonpolarbear
sometimes, even I am impressed.
Dec 26, 2008 15:40
Each day, I become more and more skilled at embarrassing myself.
Deep breath.
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But on the other hand...
iamcolorblind
January 8 2009, 09:44:14 UTC
You have other fingers.
Yup. That's all I got. I tried to give sage advice or put a positive spin on your post... nope.
On the other hand you have other fingers. That's all you're getting.
and maybe...
A Magician was driving down the road when all of a sudden he waved his wand and he turned into a driveway!
Yup. These are golden. Way better than advice. Way better.
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary code, and those that don't.
Man. I kind of hope you don't get that last one.
Ok... What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
OR
A hooker in a blimp. Either one.
AND
What is brown and really really sticky?
A stick.
Goodnight Chicago.
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Yup. That's all I got. I tried to give sage advice or put a positive spin on your post... nope.
On the other hand you have other fingers. That's all you're getting.
and maybe...
A Magician was driving down the road when all of a sudden he waved his wand and he turned into a driveway!
Yup. These are golden. Way better than advice. Way better.
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary code, and those that don't.
Man. I kind of hope you don't get that last one.
Ok... What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
OR
A hooker in a blimp. Either one.
AND
What is brown and really really sticky?
A stick.
Goodnight Chicago.
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