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tell me this isn't that sex meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
afternoons or nights...mornings I'm more likely to choke a bitch than have any interest in sex
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I prefer being closer to the wall, but it's a fight sometimes. I really don't care though, it hardly effects my sleep.
4. Do you masturbate?
is the Pope Catholic?
5. How often? Lately?
it's sporadic, really...not hardly as often now that I'm older, goddamn that's for sure
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no I keep money in my pockets usually
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers. though some days a nice hot epsom salt bath is the only way I can stop my knee from hurting so those are especially awesome
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yes once, I didn't like it...though that was at the apartment, the shower wasn't all that roomy. and sharp jets of cold water on my back? generally a bad idea, given the circumstances.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
*huggles laptop*
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't want passive. if i wanted that, I'd buy a Realdoll wtf. I'm pretty aggressive myself, I like a woman to be about the same. I pretty much want sex to be like a fight club.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love you
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
for the most part
13. Would you choose love or money?
why not both
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I like biting lips.
I like making out while having sex. it's fucking hot, and I'm a multi-tasker.
I love going down on girls...most guys won't do it, but I rock there you have it.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
no
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
for valentines day the whole goddamn house was tricked out in candles/incense/flower pedals. that was probably the most romantic "setting"...though I guess it's always kind of romantic, isn't it?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
one of my best friend's parents bed. umm.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no, thank god
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yeah, just once. and never again. I was afraid I'd get streptococcus from my bud light, and it smelled like heavy makeup and shame. to top things off, I saw the older sister of one of my best friends when I was real young there. then I saw her tits. that little trip down memory lane was about enough for me.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no, goddamn, people really do that? besides, I'm not a public drinker.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
no.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
nope
24. What's your sexuality?
much to the surprise of others, I'm straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I missed most of The Two Towers, I was actually kind of pissed when I realized it was a good movie (never saw the first in theaters)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
At home? Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yeah...once again, I don't go to those much. me and Adam Asher were really good friends in elementary/middle school, and the first time I went into an adult store, his mom was working the register and went on about how much I've grown. FUCK ME, AWKWARD. 'course that's when I slapped the condoms on the counter, winked and said "you better believe it"
29. Bought something from an adult store?
not really
30. Do you own any sex toys?
no
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
how am I not on google by now
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
...almost
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
haha yes when I was younger
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
same here. man, technology.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
yeah
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I like picking girls up. it's not particularly common and it's uhhhh SUPER EFFECTIVE.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
the act of sex?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
just one threesome for me. guess I'm an under-achiever
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
you kidding, I'm probably the last to do it
tell me this isn't that sex meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
afternoons or nights...mornings I'm more likely to choke a bitch than have any interest in sex
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I prefer being closer to the wall, but it's a fight sometimes. I really don't care though, it hardly effects my sleep.
4. Do you masturbate?
is the Pope Catholic?
5. How often? Lately?
it's sporadic, really...not hardly as often now that I'm older, goddamn that's for sure
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no I keep money in my pockets usually
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers. though some days a nice hot epsom salt bath is the only way I can stop my knee from hurting so those are especially awesome
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yes once, I didn't like it...though that was at the apartment, the shower wasn't all that roomy. and sharp jets of cold water on my back? generally a bad idea, given the circumstances.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
*huggles laptop*
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't want passive. if i wanted that, I'd buy a Realdoll wtf. I'm pretty aggressive myself, I like a woman to be about the same. I pretty much want sex to be like a fight club.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love you
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
for the most part
13. Would you choose love or money?
why not both
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I like biting lips.
I like making out while having sex. it's fucking hot, and I'm a multi-tasker.
I love going down on girls...most guys won't do it, but I rock there you have it.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
no
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
for valentines day the whole goddamn house was tricked out in candles/incense/flower pedals. that was probably the most romantic "setting"...though I guess it's always kind of romantic, isn't it?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
one of my best friend's parents bed. umm.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no, thank god
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yeah, just once. and never again. I was afraid I'd get streptococcus from my bud light, and it smelled like heavy makeup and shame. to top things off, I saw the older sister of one of my best friends when I was real young there. then I saw her tits. that little trip down memory lane was about enough for me.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no, goddamn, people really do that? besides, I'm not a public drinker.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
no.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
nope
24. What's your sexuality?
much to the surprise of others, I'm straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I missed most of The Two Towers, I was actually kind of pissed when I realized it was a good movie (never saw the first in theaters)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
At home? Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yeah...once again, I don't go to those much. me and Adam Asher were really good friends in elementary/middle school, and the first time I went into an adult store, his mom was working the register and went on about how much I've grown. FUCK ME, AWKWARD. 'course that's when I slapped the condoms on the counter, winked and said "you better believe it"
29. Bought something from an adult store?
not really
30. Do you own any sex toys?
no
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
how am I not on google by now
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
...almost
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
haha yes when I was younger
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
same here. man, technology.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
yeah
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I like picking girls up. it's not particularly common and it's uhhhh SUPER EFFECTIVE.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
the act of sex?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
just one threesome for me. guess I'm an under-achiever
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
you kidding, I'm probably the last to do it